From: gt79mit81@yahoo.com   
      
   Apparently Captain McAllister isn't the only person who is not a real captain.   
      
   http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/06/20/193875243/hes-an-   
   mpostor-the-navy-says-about-capn-crunch   
      
   According to   
   http://www.snpp.com/episodes/9F06.html   
   the last word on everything related to Captains,   
      
    At Night Court, Captain McAlister presents his testimony, though undermined   
    by the fact that he's not really a captain.  The defense attorney offers   
    to show the court how much shrimp Homer ate.  Aides bring in bags upon bags   
    of stuff, emptying them on the judge's desk.   
      
   Mr. Museum (not a real museum)   
      
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