From: epwise@yahoo.com   
      
   "Mr. Museum"  wrote in   
   news:478874ae-66e1-4a07-9c3f-2a7728446a77@googlegroups.com:   
      
   > Apparently Captain McAllister isn't the only person who is not a real   
   > captain.   
   >   
   > http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/06/20/193875243/hes-an-imposto   
   > r-the-navy-says-about-capn-crunch   
   >   
   > According to   
   > http://www.snpp.com/episodes/9F06.html   
   > the last word on everything related to Captains,   
   >   
   >  At Night Court, Captain McAlister presents his testimony, though   
   >  undermined by the fact that he's not really a captain.  The defense   
   >  attorney offers to show the court how much shrimp Homer ate.  Aides   
   >  bring in bags upon bags of stuff, emptying them on the judge's desk.   
   >   
   > Mr. Museum (not a real museum)   
      
   And Cap'n Crunch is not a real captain:   
      
   http://www.today.com/food/capn-crunch-answers-mutinous-rumblings-about-   
   being-real-captain-6C10459236   
      
   And the crunchberries aren't real berries:   
      
   http://www.news10.net/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=60515   
      
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