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      Chronicles of the Children of Destiny       The 4 O’Clock Octet       by       Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly       Copyright 6176 SC              4 O’Clock       It was 4 O’Clock. God was bored. Too late for clubbing, and way to early to       do anything useful for the day. Nothing was open, except the 7 Eleven down       the street. But, suddenly, feeling hungry, he grabbed his wallet and wandered       off.               ‘Hey, big fella. Good to see you again.’       God nodded at the 7 Eleven attendant. He knew this one well. Mark. Made       good slushies.               God looked at the hot pies. There were 2 cottage pies left and a steak and       kidney. He was hungry – he ordered all 3. Grabbing two cans of Coke, he sat       out the front of the 7 Eleven, staring at the nearby street light, watching a       car occasionally drive        by, eating his pies.               Really, there was not much to do at 4 O’Clock on Sunday morning.               Suddenly someone walked up to the store, dressed in sneakers, shorts and a       t-shirt, which all looked saturated. It was Daniel.               God assessed the situation, walked over to him and asked, ‘Are you having an       episode?’       Daniel, the schizophrenic, didn’t like saying anything was ever wrong with       him. But it was the big fella.               ‘I’m broke, God. No money. I’m miles from home. I was at the river, not       knowing what to do. I dived in and crossed over and wandered around the       mountains. But I came home.’               God looked at his son. ‘Come on. Come with me.’               Daniel followed God to his flat, were God got out his car, told Daniel to sit       in the front seat, and drove him back home to his worried parents.               Later on God was enjoying his cooled off pies. Daniel was always a worry, but       Schizophrenia took a life time to heal. But that was what God’s were for –       looking after their sick children.               It was well past 4, he took a sip of his Coke, turned on MTV and mellowed out,       thinking on Daniel, and finally, after a hectic 23 hours, falling asleep.               He dreamed his dreams, and the Sandman reminded him he would be awake by six,       but he didn’t care. It was slumberland of the soul, and another days passions       were put to rest in the life of the Theophany of the Almighty God and Father.        The End                            4 O'Clock 2              2,120,100,207 HY              They were at the Daly's place in Alice Jackson crescent in Gilmore. God was       watching MTV on Foxtel, and it was 4 O'Clock in the morning. The old man       would get his hours sleep at 5. It was all he ever got. Funnily, it was all       he ever needed. He was        God, after all, a radiant bundle of energy.              Wormdog was playing the Megadrive with Daniel, and his girl RiRi was snoozing       on the floor, 'Good girl gone bad' playing on repeat beside her on the small       stereo. God was happy. But he was happy most of the time, anyway.              'God,' said Daniel. 'Let's get Doug. Go up to Macarthur horse paddock. He       gets up about this time. God snorted, clearing his nose, and pulled out a       tissue to deal with the snotty mess.       'Sure, Danny. We can get some pies from BP.'                     God ordered 3 Cottage pies, and as they sat in front of Chisholm BP, early in       the morning, God spoke up. 'I remember some of your thoughts from around       here, Daniel. You always liked philosophy on you thursday morning pay days.'       Daniel drank his ice tea and smiled. The edge of life, the intensity,       thoughts like that were brilliant in his memories now. They had been       challenging to live, but the rewards had been eternal. And the Tuggeranong       they lived in, in the Realm of        Eternity, was one particularly imbued with Daniels spiritual memories.              They finished up and walked to upper Macarthur, found Doug on the front porch,       playing his acoustic guitar softly, smoking, still the coolest rock and roller       the band Kings X were famous for giving to the world.                                   At Macarthur horse paddock, they all stood there, in the dark, looking at the       flashing light of the beacon in the distance, enjoying the ethereal spiritual       memories of Daniel in particular, who had visited the place often at night       during his earthly        sojourn. It was bliss. Dark, quiet, calm, bliss. A horse trotted up, and God       spoke soothing words to it.              They were happy. 4 of the most intense souls in the universe. 'Is pleiades       happy tonight?' Doug asked God, his ritual question at this place. God just       smiled.                     They got home, and God lifted up the snoozing Rihanna and placed her in the       guest bed and lied down next to her. And he slept, and he dreamed, and the       Sandman kept him once more entertained with another thrilling adventure in the       heart of eternity.              The End                            4 O'Clock 3              5,069,347,842 HY              Wormdog looked at the young dog. It had rabies. 'God. Will it live?'       God looked at the young Kelpie. 'I'm afraid its on its last legs, Wormdog. I       know you love dogs, but there is nothing we can do to help it. It is just       going to die.'       Wormdog was sad. He loved to help dogs when he could. 'Is there,' he       paused. He didn't want to ask. It was generally not God's way. Only on rare       occasions. 'Is there, something you can do, father?'       God looked at Wormdog. 'Ok. Son, ok. On this occasion. The dog should have       known better, and really should get what is coming to it, but on this occasion       I suppose I can give it a break.'       So God knelt down, touched the dog on its rabied mouth, and the dog whimpered,       layed down, and slept. All that night it slept. At 4 O'Clock the following       morning Daniel got up in the middle of the night, got some bacon out of the       fridge, some tomatoes        and eggs, and started a fry up. He was hungry. He noticed, though, the dog.        The Kelpie, out the back. It was lying there. And it looked better. Cured.              God was woken by Daniel, as well as Wormdog, and Daniel said 'How could it       have been cured? You guys didn't do anything did you?' He looked       suspiciously at God who had a 'Who Me?' look on his face. Wormdog didn't say       anything. You see, Daniel had        found the dog on a walk around upper Macarthur, a stray, and it was not       microchipped. He didn't want to hassle those who had kicked the dog out, so       took it home, and let it whimper at the back of their Alice Jackson crescent       home in peace. He felt        mercy on the dog.              But Wormdog had loved the dog instantly, and Daniel suspected he had asked God       to cure it.              'You did it, didn't you God?' asked Daniel, looking at his heavenly father.       'I have no idea what you are talking about, son of mine,' said God.       'Sure,' said Daniel.              They petted the dog for a while, and it played around in the back yard, the       back light on, before Cyril got up and asked what all the fuss was about.              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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