On Friday, April 28, 1995 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, Haynes Lee wrote:   
   > Ian Parkinson (i.w.parkinson@bms.salford.ac.uk) wrote:   
   > > I heard this on The Simpsons this week. It's a joke told by Krusty for   
   > > Marge's video camera - he had to cut it short because it's a family   
   > > show of course!   
   > >I need to know how it finishes:   
   >   
   > > "A man walks into a bar, sits down and puts a tiny piano on the bar.   
   > > Then he takes out his 12-inch pianist ...."   
   >   
   > > Does anyone know the end?   
   > > Is there an end?   
      
      
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   > Phallic imagery aside, it is something of the form   
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   > This piano was played by Liberace because he was the "peeniest"   
   > (sound like pianist)   
      
   this is a REALLY old thread. but if anyone still cares here is the whole joke.   
      
   http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/18/guy-walks-into-a-bar   
      
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