From: valentinallauca45654@gmail.com   
      
   El sábado, 4 de febrero de 1995 a la(s) 03:36:21 UTC-5, The Omen escribió:   
   > Yes it's true! I heard from a reliable source that Lisa   
   > Simpson will be killed off by the writers. Why you ask? It   
   > seems that the episodes involving Lisa Simpson do not generate   
   > high ratings, unlike the episodes involving the other Simpson   
   > characters. Many people don't relate well to the "nerdy" little   
   > sax playing girl. Because of the above reasons, the writers have   
   > decided to kill off the smartest Simpson. What follows is a   
   > rough idea of the episode involving Lisa Simpson's death, which   
   > was given to me by my reliable source.   
   >    
   > The episode will start out with the school selecting a few   
   > students to go on a field trip to the new Joy Joy North American   
   > Chocolate Factory. A few of the students selected by a hat   
   > raffle at a school assembly are Lisa, Bart, Martin, Utter, and   
   > Nelson. In order for these students to go, a permission slip   
   > must be signed by their parents. When Bart and Lisa present the   
   > permission slips to their parents, Homer's stomach decides that   
   > he wants to go to the chocolate factory. At first, Homer   
   > attempts to coax one of his kids to stay home while he goes on   
   > the field trip. Marge foils Homer's attempts, so Homer asks who   
   > else is going on the field trip.   
   >    
   > After Homer gets the names of the children going on the trip,   
   > he spies on each child to figure out their weakness. Homer   
   > watches Nelson beat up Milhouse and decides that it wouldn't be   
   > healthy for him to confront Nelson. Homer then proceeds to spy   
   > on Utter while Utter is inhaling Joy Joys left and right. Homer   
   > decides that Utter could be an ally on the chocolate factory   
   > tour. Utter could help him get plenty of chocolate. Homer then   
   > spies on Martin, who is reading books, and over hears Martin say,   
   > "I wish there was a book that answered all the questions in the   
   > universe. I'm sure there would be an answer to popularity."    
   > After hearing Martin's wish, Homer devises a wicked plan to get   
   > Martin away from the bus.   
   >    
   > Homer takes a piece of paper and writes, "Answers To The   
   > Universe", and then glues the piece of paper over the title of   
   > last week's issue of TV Guide. On the day of the field trip,   
   > Homer offers Martin the TV Guide. Martin becomes extremely   
   > excited, and he runs off jumping for joy leaving Homer a seat on   
   > the bus.   
   >    
   > When the students, and Homer, arrive at the chocolate   
   > factory, they are brought on a tour. The scene that involves   
   > Lisa's death takes place on a catwalk above vats of chocolate.    
   > Above the catwalk, and a couple of feet above Homer, buckets of   
   > chocolate on hooks move perpendicular to the catwalk. The   
   > buckets are coming from the vats and going to the chocolate   
   > molds. Homer notices the buckets, as does Utter, and Homer puts   
   > Utter on his shoulders so Utter can grab a bucket. Homer walks   
   > backwards in order to follow the movement of the buckets, and to   
   > help Utter get a good grasp on a bucket. Homer bumps into Lisa,   
   > who is looking over the railing at the vats of chocolate below.    
   > Lisa falls screaming into a vat of chocolate as Utter screams,   
   > "I've got It! I've got it!"   
   >    
   > No one hears Lisa's scream before she becomes mummified in a   
   > chocolate cast. Her chocolate casted body comes out on a   
   > conveyer belt and shocks one of the chocolate inspectors. The   
   > inspector stops the belt and calls his boss to figure out what to   
   > do. His boss tells him to ship the cast to the old folks home,   
   > where she's eaten alive by many stinky old men, including her   
   > grandfather.   
   >    
   > I'll stop here, since she has died. How reliable is this?    
   > My source has told me about more than 10 episodes that have   
   > actually aired, a few weeks before their air date. I haven't   
   > written about episodes in the past because they didn't have as   
   > much of an impact as this one will. I for one support the   
   > decision to kill off the annoying little girl. I'm looking   
   > forward to her death. What does everyone else think?   
      
      
   XD   
      
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