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   Joel to All   
   Re: (THIS IS SO REAL PEOPLE) IM ASKING F   
   15 Oct 06 10:05:27   
   
   XPost: alt.tv.snl, alt.tv.sopranos, alt.tv.southpark.creative   
   From: joelpanther@cox.net   
      
   I'd do a porn actress!  You guys probably take Ritalin for adhd and go   
   through tons of multi vitamins too.  Our brave men over seas died for a   
   little VD.  What are you anti-america?   
      
      
   "Sparky Spartacus"    
      
   wrote in message news:_HlXg.2862$lD3.716@newsfe12.lga...   
   > Jimmuh wrote:   
   >> On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 00:46:00 GMT, "dave"  wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> I am in great need of penis enhancement so I can become a porn actor.   
   >>   
   >> Ugh, dude! Don't even joke about that! It makes me shudder to think   
   >> about being the 8000th cock in those hags. They can only test for   
   >> *known* STDs. Things like scabies mites can be damn hard to detect,   
   >> and impossible to get rid of. They burrow in through the belly skin,   
   >> usually. They are 1/1000th inch across, & have razor-sharp legs. They   
   >> the mole, you the garden.   
   >   
   > I'm with you, man, wouldn't screw a porno actress with your dick. Think   
   > about it - their working life consists of having sex with porn actors,   
   > among the sleaziest people to crawl the earth. They'll stick their dicks   
   > into anything you pay them for and I refuse to think about what they do   
   > for fun.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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