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   Charles & Mambo Duckman to Reaper G   
   Re: Is religion ever funny?   
   26 Oct 06 18:09:28   
   
   From: duckman@gfy.slf   
      
   Reaper G wrote:   
      
   >>>>6. As for who would fit where, I urge you to examine your world views and   
   >>>>compare them with some other religious fanatics on the other side of the   
   >>>>World - you'll be surprised how much you have in common with some Mohammed   
   >>>>worshipping asshole   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>This coming from the guy whose diatribes are interchangeable wth those   
   >>>of Fred Phelps and his inbred clan.   
   >>   
   >>Who the fuck are you?   
   >   
   >   
   > Someone who isn't a psychotic hatemonger.   
   >   
   > Takes an inbred to know an inbred, trailer boy.   
   >   
   > ::Garrison::   
   > BZZZT! WRONG! Try again dumbass!   
      
   Learn some grammar, for chrissake. It is downright embarrassing that I, a   
   foreigner whose English is a second language, have to constantly spellcheck   
   and correct the grammar of what can loosely be described as  native English   
   speakers.   
   Thus, in your sentence above, after correcting for punctuation, the sentence   
   reads: "Try again, dumbass!"   
      
   >>>Reaper "Looking forward to his kids becoming born again" G   
   >>   
   >>Ooooooh, a pretentious moniker! We are so impressed.   
   >   
   > Nah, just savoring the irony, much like what happened to Madalyn Murray   
   > O'Hair and the aforementioned Reverend Phelps.   
      
   There is irony in people being murdered for money? I don't understand... did   
   you actually think that atheists claimed to be indestructible? And what's   
   this got to do with your kids? No, wait, I get it, you just don't know what   
   irony means. There's a fucking surprise.   
      
   >>But, hey, if your kids have to fall out of a cunt for a second time to   
   >>become normal human beings, I'm all for it. Tell your sister to push hard.   
   >   
   > And that's why we're still a religious country. Thank you and good   
   > night.   
      
   And so are Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, United   
   Arab Emirates, Libya, Somalia, Indonesia, Yemen, Bahrain, Brunei, Syria,   
   Sudan and Bangladesh. Nice company. Good night, indeed.   
      
   > Reaper "Likes nice, normal atheists, doesn't like wacko God-haters" G   
      
   It's difficult to hate someone's figment of imagination. I personally don't   
   give a flying fuck what you and your ilk practice in your houses and   
   churches, but when you impose your religious horseshit "morals" on the rest   
   of us, that's where I draw the line. There is little difference between a   
   good chunk of you fucking Christers in the US and the Mohammed worshipping   
   one-way airplane flying assholes. Only the methods are different - your   
   goals are the same. Fuck all of you.   
      
      
      
      
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   Come down off the cross   
   We can use the wood   
      
   Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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