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|    Charles & Mambo Duckman to Reaper G    |
|    Re: Is religion ever funny?    |
|    27 Oct 06 00:12:58    |
      From: duckman@gfy.slf              Reaper G wrote:              >>>>>Reaper "Looking forward to his kids becoming born again" G       >>>>       >>>>Ooooooh, a pretentious moniker! We are so impressed.       >>>       >>>Nah, just savoring the irony, much like what happened to Madalyn Murray       >>>O'Hair and the aforementioned Reverend Phelps.       >>       >>There is irony in people being murdered for money? I don't understand...       >       > No surprise. But I'm a nice guy, so I'll make it easier for you:       > Madalyn Murray O'Hair, who had a bug up her ass over religion much like       > you, had a born-again son.              Ahhh, jeeze, see what happens when you rape your own language like that? If       you were trying to convey the convoluted idea of an irony of *my* children       becoming religious nutcases, then your moniker should have read "Looking       forward to your kids becoming born again". Introducing a third person       possessive pronoun at this point of discussion makes no sense if you're       trying to refer to me.              > Fred Phelps, the "God Hates Fags" guy, has       > two gay sons. Ergo, I'm looking forward to meeting you offspring as he       > or she is circulating "The Watchtower" from door to door.              This is silly, at best. You take two isolated cases and out of these you       formulate a rule?              >>>>But, hey, if your kids have to fall out of a cunt for a second time to       >>>>become normal human beings, I'm all for it. Tell your sister to push hard.       >>>       >>>And that's why we're still a religious country. Thank you and good       >>>night.       >>       >>And so are Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, United       >>Arab Emirates, Libya, Somalia, Indonesia, Yemen, Bahrain, Brunei, Syria,       >>Sudan and Bangladesh. Nice company. Good night, indeed.       >       > And the alternative? The U.S.S.R., the People's Republic of China,       > Cambodia, Cuba, etc.              Why is this the alternative? Ever heard of secular countries like Sweden,       Holland, Czech Republic, Denmark, Iceland, etc?       All these countries you mention are quasi-religious anyway - they simply       replaced a theistic religion with a form of communism which is a de facto,       if not de iure, religion. If you lived in a communist country for 25 years,       like I did, you'd know that.              >>>Reaper "Likes nice, normal atheists, doesn't like wacko God-haters" G       >>       >>It's difficult to hate someone's figment of imagination. I personally don't       >>give a flying fuck what you and your ilk practice in your houses and       >>churches, but when you impose your religious horseshit "morals" on the rest       >>of us, that's where I draw the line. There is little difference between a       >>good chunk of you fucking Christers in the US and the Mohammed worshipping       >>one-way airplane flying assholes. Only the methods are different - your       >>goals are the same. Fuck all of you.       >       >       > For what it's worth, I haven't been to church services in over 20       > years, and I hardly ever open the Bible. I just respect people who lead       > good lives, and a lot of those people happen to believe in a higher       > power.              And a lot of them don't. Yet, strangely enough, a lot of those who do       "believe in a higher power" feel compelled to tell all of us how we're       supposed to live our lives, who/when/how we're allowed to fuck, what we're       allowed to smoke/drink/eat/inject, what parts of a human body we're allowed       to watch on TV, they even go as far as deciding when and how a person can       end his fucking life! They cry rivers of tears over a bunch of goddamn stem       cells, but gladly send people to die so that the majority holders of Shell,       BP, Exxon and Conoco can secure corporate profits.              > Are there obnoxious screwheads to give religion a bad name?       > Absolutely. So why on earth would you want to sound just like them?              Because it's a virtual reality and in it I get to be a confrontational       borderline sociopath?       Because I am way beyond sick and tired watching the conservative gang of       incompetent, hypocritical, thieving, lying, divisive, ultra-religious,       proto-fascist assholes turn the US into a carbon copy of one of those       countries they're "bringing freedom" to?       Because I just don't want to have *any* religion shoved down my throat?       Because I spent over half of my life in a totalitarian regime that practiced       imprisonment without trials, torture, secretive government,       non-constitutional procedures, human rights abuses, spying on its citizens,       organized state quasi-religion, militarization of the country, suppressing       freedom of expression, etc, and I don't need to spend another half going       through the same bullshit?              Pick a reason.                                          --       Come down off the cross       We can use the wood              Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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