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   From: robert_c72athotmail@invalid.net   
      
   Ubiquitous wrote:   
   > "There is something out there which threatens our very existence and may   
   > be the end of the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course   
   > about-Manbearpig. It is a creature which roams the earth alone. It is   
   > half man, half bear, and half pig. Some people say that Manbearpig isn't   
   > real. Well, I'm here to tell you know, Manbearpig is very real, and he   
   > most certainly exists--in fact, I have pictures."--"Al Gore,"   
   > "Manbearpig," originally aired April 24   
   >   
   > "For the past 15 years, residents across Androscoggin County [Maine] have   
   > reported seeing and hearing a mysterious animal with chilling monstrous   
   > cries and eyes that glow in the night. . . . People from Litchfield,   
   > Sabattus, Greene, Turner, Lewiston and Auburn have come forward to speak   
   > of a mystery monster that roams the woods. Nobody knows for sure what it   
   > is, and theories have ranged from a hyena or dingo to a fisher or coydog,   
   > an offspring of a coyote and a wild dog."--Associated Press, Aug. 16   
   >   
   Hmmm, 3 halves... The boys must have ditched class the day fractions was   
   covered!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)