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    "Wog George"  wrote:   
      
   > "RobertVA"  wrote in message   
   > news:JXmoh.41700$rb2.26895@newsfe24.lga...   
   > > Ubiquitous wrote:   
   > >> "There is something out there which threatens our very existence and may   
   > >> be the end of the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course   
   > >> about-Manbearpig. It is a creature which roams the earth alone. It is   
   > >> half man, half bear, and half pig. Some people say that Manbearpig isn't   
   > >> real. Well, I'm here to tell you know, Manbearpig is very real, and he   
   > >> most certainly exists--in fact, I have pictures."--"Al Gore,"   
   > >> "Manbearpig," originally aired April 24   
   > >>   
   > >> "For the past 15 years, residents across Androscoggin County [Maine] have   
   > >> reported seeing and hearing a mysterious animal with chilling monstrous   
   > >> cries and eyes that glow in the night. . . . People from Litchfield,   
   > >> Sabattus, Greene, Turner, Lewiston and Auburn have come forward to speak   
   > >> of a mystery monster that roams the woods. Nobody knows for sure what it   
   > >> is, and theories have ranged from a hyena or dingo to a fisher or coydog,   
   > >> an offspring of a coyote and a wild dog."--Associated Press, Aug. 16   
   > >>   
   > > Hmmm, 3 halves... The boys must have ditched class the day fractions was   
   > > covered!   
   >   
   > Where were you when grammar was covered?  Try "The boys must have ditched   
   > class the day fractions WERE covered!"   
   >   
   > Anyway, don't blame the boys.  It was Al Gore who said it.   
      
   Cut Al some slack.  His wife died in college; that was probably the week   
   they were teaching fractions.   
      
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