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   Charles & Mambo Duckman to Reaper G   
   Re: If the Catholic League thought "Bloo   
   15 Apr 07 20:18:04   
   
   XPost: talk.atheism   
   From: duckman@gfy.slf   
      
   Reaper G wrote:   
      
      
   >>>>The Xenu story is no sillier than the Christ   
   >>>>story.   
   >   
   >   
   >>>Of course it is. While I'm not saying Jesus died and resurrected   
   >>>himself, the entire story could make sense if this one problem could be   
   >>>logically explained. Perhaps Jesus did not die. Perhaps a lookalike   
   >>>"rose from the grave". Perhaps his resurrection was a hoax. There's not   
   >>>a single part of the Xenu story that could possible have happened. At   
   >>>least we know Jesus Christ definatley existed.   
   >>   
   >>What the fuck are you talking about? Other than the Bible, there is *zero*   
   >>reference to Jesus or anything about his alleged existence. None. Everything   
   >>that was ever written about Jesus, including the epistles, was written some   
   >>hundred or more years later.   
   >>   
   >>Jesus Fucking Christ, you people should really employ the resources of your   
   >>local library and stop aping your local pedophile priests.   
   >   
   >   
   > See, folks? You can believe just about anything without believing in   
   > anything.   
      
      
   OK, asshole, then I assume you are able to provide a source, outside of the   
   Bible, than clearly and unmistakably mentions Jesus and any of his alleged   
   miracles, any part of his life and anything about his death. The source must   
   be contemporary, i.e. scrolls written some hundred years later do not count.   
   Likewise, any texts describing Christianity and/or the followers of Jesus do   
   not count.   
   The Romans were almost as fanatical about keeping records as the lunatic   
   Nazis were some 2000 years later, yet nowhere is Jesus mentioned in any of   
   the contemporary Roman texts.   
   I'm all ears.   
      
      
      
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