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   Wog George to Mister Superstar   
   Re: Killer shrooms at hippie music fest.   
   04 Sep 07 23:43:31   
   
   XPost: alt.drugs.mushrooms, ba.general, alt.fan.charles-manson   
   From: wog-NotThisBit-george@amd-p.com   
      
   "Mister Superstar"  wrote in message   
   news:0yjDi.1690$FO2.649@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net...   
   >I went to the Summer of Love hippie music festival in Golden Gate Park on   
   > Sunday and it was disgusting to see thousands of filthy hippies rolling   
   > around in the mud and having sex in their own vomit.  The music was pretty   
   > crappy and the pot smoke thick enough I didn't even have to burn my own.   
   > The only part I enjoyed was the collective booing of George Bush, and then   
   > they only booed him to protest his fascist anti-marijuana policies as   
   > everyone around toked with no apparent oppression by jack-booted DEA   
   > thugs.   
   >   
   > Anyway, I was making my way through the crowd to get to the sound stage to   
   > upload a Slayer CD into the sound system, because hippies can't stand   
   > death   
   > metal.  Fortunately, just before they dispersed one of them offered me an   
   > eighth of shrooms for $20.  I was skeptical because the last few times   
   > I've   
   > gotten shrooms they were pretty weak, but these were two big fat fleshy   
   > caps with thick stems.  They didn't make me nauseous and in a few hours I   
   > was totally tripping balls.   
      
      
   Presumably the Slayer CD never found its mark!   
      
   --   
   George   
   "In the outside world I am a simple geologist, but in here I am Falcor,   
   Defender of the Alliance." - Randy Marsh - 4 October 2006   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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