XPost: alt.flame.fucking.faggots, soc.culture.british, alt.polit   
   cs.homosexuality   
   From: dank@nugget.org   
      
   Wog George wrote...   
   > What an absolute crock of shit.  How on Earth could the Avon Fire & Rescue   
   > chaps ascertain that there was no danger to anyone without first inspecting   
   > what was going on?   
   >   
   > Thanks for posting this.  It's too ridiculous for words!   
      
   Wouldn't a typical fire department include routine patrols to look for signs   
   of fire?  Forest rangers search for smoke from peaks and towers, and I   
   suppose in a country with lots of centuries-old wood houses you would have   
   patrols look for signs of fire in neighborhoods.  Not just fire, but any   
   hazardous situation - the sounds they heard could have been someone trying   
   to illegally dump industrial waste, something that would require the services   
   of the fire department's hazmat team.   
      
   I cross-posted this to the South Park group because it resembles the "Death   
   Camp of Tolerance" episode.  In that episode, Mr. Garrison tries to get fired   
   for being gay so he can sue for $25 million, so he hires a flaming leather   
   homo named Mr. Slave as his teacher's ass-istant, then proceeds to stick a   
   gerbil up his ass in front of the class.  When the kids complain to the   
   principal, they are chastised for their intolerance and required to attend a   
   Nazi-like Tolerance Camp, while the parents apologize and hold an awards   
   ceremony to honor Mr. Garrison as courageous teacher of the year.   
      
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   "I mean I stuck a GERBIL up your ASS, and   
   they want to give me a goddamn medal!"   
   -- Mr. Garrison   
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   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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