From: eastsidetraks@soothpark.net   
      
   On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:36:50 -0800, Charles & Mambo Duckman   
    wrote:   
      
   >kenpisano@gmail.com wrote:   
   >   
   >> 	When you get around to explaining ~why~ a collection of primordial   
   >> slime ever evolved into an upright, walking, self-aware being that   
   >> uses thought, reason, language, dexterity, and develops tools of its   
   >> own creation to contemplate and make use of the wonders of the   
   >> universe into which it evolved, be sure to get back to us, won't you?   
   >   
   >   
   >Well, the answer is obvious, eh? God did it.   
   >   
   >What causes gravity? God did it.   
   >Why does water freeze at 0 deg C? God did it.   
   >Why do polar animals have white fur? God did it.   
   >What causes plate tectonics? God did it.   
   >What killed off the dinosaurs? God did it.   
   >Why can't light escape black holes? God did it.   
   >Why does modern radio-isotope dating put the age of Earth to over 4 billion   
   >years? God did it.   
   >Why do we see a rainbow after rain? God did it.   
   >Why can't anything move faster than the speed of light? God did it.   
   >Why do viruses mutate and adapt to antibiotics? God did it.   
   >   
   >Holy shit, that really *does* explain it all. Better close down all schools   
   >and revert to reading nothing but the scriptures, like they do in Afghanistan.   
      
      
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