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   From: troo@fax.yes   
      
   Captain Infinity  wrote in news:i7l   
   u31eq8jto820l10nmhu8rcv8uemkg4@4ax.com:   
      
   > Once Upon A Time,   
   > Me, Myself, And Perkoff wrote:   
   >   
   >>On Mar 27, 6:07 pm, Captain Infinity    
   >>wrote:   
   >>> Once Upon A Time,   
   >>>   
   >>> Jeßus wrote:   
   >>> >You have to earn respect from cats, much like you do with people.   
   >>>   
   >>> Oh give me a break, "earn respect".  It's a fucking cat, for chrissake.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>He's correct, if you are not acting the way the cat wants you to act   
   >>the cat will do something to you.  Claw your eye, bite you, hiss at   
   >>you really meanly.  Or maybe try to get you while you're sleeping.   
   >   
   > When I was younger, my sister had a cat.  It scratched me once.   
   >   
   > Once.   
   >   
   > I taught it to fly and it was very successful, until it hit the wall.   
   >   
   > It never scratched me again.   
   >   
   > I didn't earn its respect, I *taught* it respect.  "Act the way it wants   
   > you to act"?  Fuck that shit, it's just a goddamned cat.   
   >   
   >   
   > **   
   > Captain Infinity   
   >   
      
   Yeah, but you're a single digit IQ dumbfuck, and also a really bottom-level   
   (and really retarded) usenet troll, which means your life is   
   worth less than that of a cat.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)