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   From: troo@fax.yes   
      
   Captain Infinity  wrote in   
   news:jtmpu35hecnb6jf4aled06tlp4j85qd311@4ax.com:   
      
   > Once Upon A Time,   
   > troo fax wrote:   
   >   
   >>Captain Infinity  wrote in   
   >>news:i7lpu31eq8jto820l10nmhu8rcv8uemkg4@4ax.com:   
   >>   
   >>> Once Upon A Time,   
   >>> Me, Myself, And Perkoff wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>>On Mar 27, 6:07 pm, Captain Infinity    
   >>>>wrote:   
   >>>>> Once Upon A Time,   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Jeßus wrote:   
   >>>>> >You have to earn respect from cats, much like you do with people.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Oh give me a break, "earn respect".  It's a fucking cat, for   
   >>>>> chrissake.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>He's correct, if you are not acting the way the cat wants you to act   
   >>>>the cat will do something to you.  Claw your eye, bite you, hiss at   
   >>>>you really meanly.  Or maybe try to get you while you're sleeping.   
   >>>   
   >>> When I was younger, my sister had a cat.  It scratched me once.   
   >>>   
   >>> Once.   
   >>>   
   >>> I taught it to fly and it was very successful, until it hit the   
   >>> wall.   
   >>>   
   >>> It never scratched me again.   
   >>>   
   >>> I didn't earn its respect, I *taught* it respect.  "Act the way it   
   >>> wants you to act"?  Fuck that shit, it's just a goddamned cat.   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> **   
   >>> Captain Infinity   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >>Yeah, but you're a single digit IQ dumbfuck, and also a really   
   >>bottom-level (and really retarded) usenet troll, which means your life   
   >>is worth less than that of a cat.   
   >   
   > Oh no, you've hurt my feelings!  How *will* I go on??   
      
   Go on??? I was kind of hoping you wouldn't. In fact, please to be telling   
   me where you live, so I can hit you in the face with a hammeer and  then   
   burn your trailer down while you're in it.   
      
      
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   > Captain Infinity   
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