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   From: fake@fake.fake   
      
   "Me, Myself, And Perkoff"wrote:   
      
   } Cats are crazy, a cat will attack unprovoked.   
      
   That's true if you're talking about mice or other prey. _All_ predatory animals   
   attack their prey unprovoked.   
      
   } Cats are scary.   
      
   I find cats to be about as scary as teddy bears.   
      
   } They are like mini Lions.   
      
   That part is sort of true, just as it would be equally true to say that dogs   
   are   
   mini-wolves.   
      
   } Cats don't even like people, they hate them.   
      
   My cat loves me. She takes a liking to most people she meets, yet doesn't get   
   along with other cats. My cat has been with me for 15 years, so I know her   
   better than you do.   
      
   } Cats for the most part are no good.   
      
   In ancient Egypt, someone had the idea that cats were evil, and thousands of   
   cats were rounded up and killed. This led to a swelling of the population of   
   rats, which in turn led to the Black Plague. Learn from history: cats are our   
   friends.   
      
   } I think they need a couple 1000 more   
   } years to evolve to be as trustworthy as   
   } dogs.   
      
   I love dogs and cats, and find most of them to be very trustworthy, but in both   
   species you'll find a few exceptions. If you thing all dogs are wonderful, try   
   adopting an Australian dingo.   
      
   } They don't call dogs mans best friend for   
   } no reason.   
      
   Cats are a very close second, if not tied.   
      
   } Dogs are a manly pet and pussy cats have that   
   } name for a reason. Only bitches like cats and   
   } they like cats because they relate to them.   
   } EVIL!   
      
   My nieces are 3 and 6 years old, and they love their cat. Would you call them   
   evil bitches?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)