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   Message 7,209 of 8,068   
   Jack Hollis to All   
   Re: Can You Really Get High From A Cat?   
   05 Apr 08 22:40:05   
   
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   From: xsleeper@aol.com   
      
   On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:47:13 +1100, Jeßus    
   wrote:   
      
   >I like dogs - but generally they are too damned eager to please, too   
   >subservient for my liking. They're like a convenient appliance for those   
   >who can't be bothered putting any effort in. You have to earn respect   
   >from cats, much like you do with people.   
      
   Cats are wild animals who tolerate living with humans.  Dogs are   
   domesticated pack animals that will (hopefully) accept humans as their   
   pack leader.  Dogs are obedient, subservient and loyal.  Most problems   
   with dogs result from the failure of the dog to accept their owner as   
   pack leader.   
      
   Unprovoked attacks by cats are rare and serious injuries inflicted by   
   a cat are even rarer.   
      
   On the other hand, dogs kill about 25 people a year in the US and   
   about 350,000 people a year require emergency room treatment at a   
   hospital from injuries inflicted by a dog.   
      
   Let's put it this way.  The number of stimuli that will induce an   
   attack by a dog is a lot greater than for a cat and a dog is much more   
   capable of inflicting serious injuries to a human.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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