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   Keon to Chom Noamsky   
   Re: 'He's eating my brain. I can feel it   
   17 May 08 11:44:52   
   
   XPost: alt.cult-movies.zombies, alt.politics.green, can.politics   
   From: keon14@rogers.com   
      
   Chom Noamsky  wrote:   
   > "Eric Gisin"  wrote in message:   
   > > [life imitates really bad art for a change]   
   >   
   > A clear case of habitat encroachment.  What would you do if you were a   
   > grizzly bear foraging about and a walking kabob just happened by?  Too bad   
   > the guy didn't see it coming, if he'd had a can of pepper spray he could   
   > have defended himself.  Pepper spray is a lot more effective than a firearm.   
   > The bear would also have been made more wary of humans in the future.   
   >   
   >   
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   You sould read about the ant invasion in Texas!   
      
   'Crazy' Ant Invasion Frying Computer Equipment   
      
   By Andrew R Hickey, ChannelWeb   
   1:29 PM EDT Thu. May. 15, 2008   
   There's a new bug crawling around that can wreak real havoc on computer   
   equipment. And this bug isn't the kind you get through an email or an   
   infected instant message, but an actual, physical insect. To battle this bug,   
   it's more likely that the Orkin man is the one you'll call instead of   
   McAfee,Symantec (NSDQ: SYMC) or some other computer security specialist.   
      
   Dubbed the 'crazy rasberry ant,' the flea-sized pests have been causing power   
   surges and frying computers and other electronics around Houston for days. By   
   some estimates billions of ants have swarmed the area.   
      
   Along with crippling computers at some homes and business, this infestation   
   of exoskeleton-bearing annoyances has ruined pumps at sewage pumping   
   stations, destroyed gas meters and caused fire alarms to malfunction,   
   according to the Associated Press. And while no major problems have been   
   reported, the crazy critters have also been spotted at NASA's Johnson Space   
   Center and close to the Hobby Airport.   
      
   The crazy rasberry ants, called crazy because of their affinity for moving   
   erratically in search for food as opposed to in orderly lines like normal   
   ants, are a new species believed to have arrived in Houston via a cargo ship   
   possibly from South Africa or the Caribbean.   
      
   And these ants, which get the rasberry moniker because it is the last name of   
   the first exterminator to combat them, are also atypical in that it appears   
   over the counter sprays and other pest control mechanisms are futile to   
   thwart them.   
      
   Along with their craziness, the hairy, reddish-brown creepy crawlies also   
   have a bizarre love for electronics, invading them in droves and in some   
   cases causing power surges that can render a computer useless. They've been   
   found inside hard drives and caught burrowing into laptops, in some cases   
   making them not work at all.   
      
   It's not incredibly clear why these nutty buggers favor electronics, but   
   researchers have said that ants have been known to gnaw through cable   
   insulation on power lines and have been congregating on metal conductors,   
   ultimately causing shorts in electrical lines, junction boxes and traffic and   
   street lights. In the Texas heat, air conditioners have also become a prime   
   target.   
      
   And while it's not entirely known where this electric attraction arises from,   
   a study performed by the University of Texas has said that ants, of both the   
   crazy rasberry and other varieties, tend to prefer DC currents to AC   
   currents, though it's unclear exactly why. Other theories indicate that while   
   some ants may be naturally attracted to electricity, others may find crumbs   
   that have fallen near or into a computer or crawling inside to build a nest   
   in a warm, protect spot.   
      
   While Houston-based solution provider Reality Works has yet to hear from any   
   clients that have come down with rasberry ant fever, CEO and chief engineer   
   Jamal Thompson said ants fouling up computer equipment and electronics isn't   
   wholly uncommon.   
      
   "It's just like with rats," he said. "The ants eat that inner lining of the   
   cable because it's sweet."   
      
   Thompson said ants typically go after regular Cat 5 cable that runs on the   
   ground to computers and can also build nests in walls and other areas where   
   cable runs.   
      
   "Once they get through the cable they can short it out and kill the   
   computer," he said.   
      
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