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|    The Wise One to All    |
|    "A day in the life"    |
|    10 Dec 08 14:11:50    |
      From: the.wise.one@abel.co.uk              A day in the life                     Recently, I had lunch with Steve; we had known each other a long time;       we had worked together and afterwards had kept in touch.               'Maaateeeee,' he began. 'Mate' or its affectionate counterpart       'maaaate' and 'maaateeeee' is a sign of Anglo-Saxon intimacy amongst       traders. The longer the 'eeeee' at the end, the closer the implied       relationship. The American equivalent is the less descriptive 'guy' or       'dude'. 'Mate, you wouldn't believe it,' Steve moaned. 'We had it all.        Judas, Stalinist purges, rewriting of history. We had it all. And       the f****** air cover failed to show up. F***.'               About one year prior, Steve had joined a new derivative start-up --       the new entrant was owned by a well-established bank. The staff,       including Steve, had an equity stake. There were also some other equity       investors.               The operation had begun well but now it was falling apart. The       owner had brought in a senior guy from an American bank; a review of the       'business model' had been done; consultants had explored 'strategic       options'. The operation was to be wound up. The start-up's owner was       going back to its knitting.               The whole process was disastrous. The review of the business       brought out deep-seated antipathies between the principals. One senior       person, Judas, sold out, betraying his colleagues. He revealed problems       with the business; discrepancies in earnings and undisclosed risks. He       was gunning for the top job. The Stalinist phase commenced: senior       employees rediscovered 'personal interests', there was a purge of       supporters and allies, history was rewritten, names of the vanquished       disappeared and their activities were entirely disavowed. The owners       decided to shut the whole thing down. The other equity investors were       there to create a wedge, allowing the managers to play one shareholder       off against another. At the critical moment, the investors had not been       sighted, the air cover had failed to show. The operation had imploded.               Steve and I had lived through good times and bad. The reality was       that we worked in a brutal and uncertain profession. In the good times,       we had done a lot of interesting trades, we had made a lot of money.       The money compensated for the dog-cat-dog nature of our business, the       relentless pressure to produce and the false camaraderie. There were       the bad periods: you were forced to sack people you liked, you fired       somebody you had hired with promises of a wonderful career. They had       families, mortgages and obligations; you couldn't make eye contact with       them as you told them the news.               During one period, the firm we worked for had shed 20% of its       staff. There were too many people to speak with individually and people       were fired over the public address system in the trading room. Security       personnel arrived at your desk, your security access card was       confiscated, your personal effects were emptied into a garbage bag and       you were escorted from the building. In a Dilbertian twist, one firm       used emails: everybody anxiously checked their screens to see if they       were to be laid off. In another firm, groups were called together to be       terminated. It was like taking people into a room and throwing in a       grenade.               I remember Crem's reaction when he was laid off after the firm       merged with a competitor. It was about 8 pm. He walked down to the       parking lot and got his car, a vintage model Porsche leased as part of       his compensation package. He drove to the front of the building, revved       the engine and drove the car through the plate glass doors of the lobby.        Crem got out calmly, locked the doors and activated the car's security       system. He then walked out of the building, down the street and dropped       the car keys into a drain.               I looked at Steve: he was 48 years old, my age, and he looked       tired. Like me, he had been in this business for over 20 years,       starting straight out of university. He was up to wife number two and       had assorted children from the two marriages. He had made and spent a       lot of money in his life. Steve was out of a job and it was going to be       hard starting out all over again. It was a young person's game.               When I began in banking, the premise was that you stayed with the       same organization for life. You could rise to head the firm. It was a       beautiful lie, like so many we told our clients, our bosses and       ourselves all through our careers.                     from:       "Traders, Guns & Money: Knowns and unknowns in the dazzling world of       derivatives"       by Satyajit Das       FT Prentice Hall, 2006       Chapter 2: Beautiful lies -- the 'sell' side       pages 83-85              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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