From: the.wise.one@abel.co.uk   
      
   Korean Parents   
      
      
   Kids today got problems   
   Like their parents never had   
   Neighborhoods are dangerous   
   The public schools are bad   
   At home there are distractions   
   So irresistible   
   The hours fly by   
   No work gets done   
      
   Some Jewish kids still trying   
   Some white kids trying too   
   But millions of real American kids   
   Don't have a clue   
   Right here on the lot   
   We got the answer   
   A product guaranteed to satisfy   
      
   Korean parents for sale   
   You say you're not all that you want to be   
   You say you got a bad environment   
   Your work at school's not going well   
      
   Korean parents for sale   
   You say you need a little discipline   
   Someone to whip you into shape   
   They'll be strict but they'll be fair   
      
   Look at the numbers   
   That's all I ask   
   Who's at the head of every class?   
   You really think they're smarter than you are   
   They just work their asses off   
   Their parents make them do it   
      
   [Saleslady:   
   Oh, learn to play the violin   
   Oh, to turn your homework   
   In right on time]   
      
   What a load off your back that will be   
   No tears   
   No regret   
   Never forget who sent Fido to the farm   
      
   The greatest generation   
   Your parents aren't the greatest generation   
   So sick of hearing about the greatest generation   
   That generation could be you   
   So let's see what you can do   
   Korean parents and you...   
      
      
   [from "Harps and Angels"   
   by Randy Newman, 2008   
   Nonsuch Records 7559-79989-3]   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)