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      From: the.wise.one@abel.co.uk              Practice Jogging              [during the Western Han Dynasty, 206 BC to 25 AD]                     Perceiving an upcoming disaster is not enough to save yourself. You       must also make a plan to deal with it. The following interesting       episode happened in the beginning of the first century AD. The last few       emperors were extremely young. Some of them were still babies. A       notorious regent named Wong Mang intended to murder the powerless child       emperor Ju-Tzi-Ying and snatch the crown for himself.               A fortune-teller named Zan Win-Gon foresaw that the country would       become a chaotic slaughterhouse. He ordered his family to shoulder two       large baskets of rice, each of them weighing fifty pounds, and practice       jogging every day for hours. Giggling and cackling, the neighbors were       amused by their peddler-like appearances and exhausting exercise.               A few years later, the dynasty was overthrown. Several powerful       lords and ambitious persons gathered their own armies and fought with       one another for the throne. A series of battles devastated the country.        Cities and farmlands were abandoned. Tens of thousands of people died       of starvation and warfare. But among the few lucky survivors were the       fortune-teller and his family, who not only saved their lives, but also       carried enough grain to keep from starving.               A similar event occurred at the end of the Northern Sung dynasty in       the early twelfth century AD. A well-known prince minister, Tsay-Gin,       hired a coach to teach his family members jogging. Although they didn't       have an opportunity to use it, I think it was for the same reason.               Besides having a keen observation, one must always be prepared.       Don't waste time naively wondering whether a misfortune will come or       not. It is irrelevant. The real point is, are you ready if it does come?                     from:       "Wisdom's Way: 101 Tales of Chinese Wit"       by Walton Lee       YMAA Publication Center, Massachusetts, 1997       Chapter 5: Keen Perception       pages 70-71              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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