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From: lawrence-OmitThisBit-logic@amd-p.com
Reaper G wrote:
> On Mar 25, 5:51?pm, "Lawrence?Logic" p.com> wrote:
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>>> lawrence-OmitThisBit-lo...@amd-p.com wrote:
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>>>>> lawrence-OmitThisBit-lo...@amd-p.com wrote:
>>>>>> "Ubiquitous" wrote:
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>>>>>>> From the Comedy Central Press Release:
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>>>>>>> A BANNED BOOK COMES OFF THE SHELVES AND INTO THE 4TH GRADE
>>>>>>> CLASSROOM IN
>>>>>>> AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON WEDNESDAY, MARCH 24 AT 10:00 P.M. ON
>>>>>>> COMEDY CENTRAL
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>>>>>>> NEW YORK, March 22, 2010 - The parents decide the kids are
>>>>>>> mature enough
>>>>>>> to read a book that was formally banned in an all-new episode of
>>>>>>> "South
>>>>>>> Park" titled "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs," premiering on
>>>>>>> Wednesday, March 24 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.
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>>>>>>> The boys are given a controversial book to read in school that
>>>>>>> both excites and inspires them to write one of their own. When
>>>>>>> the boys discover that Stan's mom has found their masterpiece,
>>>>>>> their new motivation is how they can stay out of trouble.
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>>>>>> I guess it's about how "The Catcher in the Rye" is so tame.
>>>>>> ?I've never even seen it, let alone read it, but it featured in
>>>>>> Mel's Conspiracy Theory and various real-life tales.
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>>>>> I no longer recall if I read it or not in school. I guess that
>>>>> says it all.
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>>>>>> The way the boys' book is misinterpreted by all and sundry makes
>>>>>> it a very
>>>>>> funny episode. ?Probably a 4 out of 5!
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>>>>> As well as Butter's banal followup, "The Poop Who Peed'.
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>>>> The fact that Morgan Freeman kept on reading it leant it weight.
>>>> ?I was waiting for him to bail out but he never did. ?Even when he
>>>> didn't, I was surprised when "The Poop Who Peed" was still revered
>>>> by its readers. ?It was
>>>> literally crap!
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>>> Wrong usage of "literally".
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>> Actually it was alternate though equally correct! ?Thanks for
>> picking that up, because it wasn't intentional.
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>>>> I was pretty pleased with Sarah Jessica Parker's treatment. ?We're
>>>> spoon-fed
>>>> all this shit about how beautiful she is, but she's truly fucking
>>>> ugly! Touch? Trey!!!
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>>> I thought it was a bit mean, but South Park takes no prisoners.
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>> As far as I can tell, it's the first time anyone's said she's fugly.
>> ?I probably first saw her in Striking Distance and thought that she
>> was almost pretty but for the severe beating with the ugly stick.
>> ?Ever since then, she's been portrayed as a creature of beauty with
>> her own line of cosmetics and so forth. ?Trey stuck it to her like
>> no one else ever has!
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> I've been saying it for years, and while I'm not a "Family Guy" fan,
> their line about her was hysterical. There's even a website, I can't
> think of the exact name, something like
> sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com.
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That link works, and yes she does!!
>
> Decent actress, nice bod, but "transvestite donkey witch" is
> hilariously accurate. Kinda the opposite of the Kardashians, who also
> got theirs.
>
I'd never heard of the Kardashians. The name sounds like something from
Star Trek with a speech impediment. In reality, they're human with a brain
impediment. No great loss!!
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