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   XPost: alt.religion.islam   
   From: zzz.zzz@qqq.net   
      
   On 21.04.2010 14:21, 5415 Dead, 548 since 1/20/09 got his imagination   
   into overdrive:   
      
   > I always like Garth Ennis' "Chronicles of Wormwood".  Jesus and the   
   > son of Satan are cruising around heaven, and Jesus points to one guy   
   > and says, "he was a suicide bomber on earth."  SoS wants to know what   
   > the fuck a suicide bomber is doing in heaven.  Jesus replies, "Getting   
   > his 72 virgins, of course.  Let's follow him."   
   >   
   > They do, and he goes into a large, very noisy room, filled with 72   
   > virgins; all about six months old, hungry, in need of changing, and   
   > screaming at the top of their lungs.  Suicide bomber doesn't look like   
   > he's having much fun...   
      
      
   Too young? That was never a problem for Mohammed. He just fucked the   
   little bitch which was OK because, see, she was his wife.   
      
   No wonder no one's allowed to portray him. Half of his pictures would be   
   him knee deep in little girls.   
      
      
      
   --   
   If you don't beat your meat   
   You can't have any pudding   
   How can you have any pudding   
   If you don't beat your meat?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)