XPost: rec.arts.tv   
   From: sp@southpark.colorado   
      
   On Sun, 25 Apr 2010 22:56:39 -0400, Captain Infinity   
    wrote:   
      
   >Once Upon A Time,   
   >Thanatos wrote:   
   >   
   >>In article <06h9t5dbpp35gkh32ctstpa6p6mdi2c5ta@4ax.com>,   
   >> Captain Infinity  wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> Once Upon A Time,   
   >>> SP Fan wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>> >On Sun, 25 Apr 2010 12:11:46 -0400, Barry Margolin   
   >>> > wrote:   
   >>> >   
   >>> >>In article ,   
   >>> >> Thanatos  wrote:   
   >>> >>   
   >>> >>> So basically whenever anyone uses threats of violence to extort   
   >>> >>> something from someone else, the victim of the extortion should just   
   >>> >>> capitulate.   
   >>> >>>   
   >>> >>> That about sum it up?   
   >>> >>   
   >>> >>If a mugger says, "Your money or your life", give him the money.   
   >>> >>   
   >>> >>Actually, I'll refine that.  If he says, "Your money or your life", you   
   >>> >>can do what you want.  But if he says, "Your money or your girlfriend's   
   >>> >>life", give him the money.   
   >>> >   
   >>> >I'd "accidentally" drop the wallet at his feet and when he stood back   
   >>> >up, he'd be staring at the business end of a Glock.   
   >>>   
   >>> What good is a glockenspiel during a mugging?  And why on Earth would you   
   >>> be carrying one around in the first place?  Just to be ready in case you   
   >>> bump into someone who might say "boy, I sure wish I could listen to some   
   >>> xylophone music right about now"?   
   >>   
   >>Xylophones and glockenspiels are two entirely different instruments.   
   >   
   >Yes, of *course* they are, I know that.  However, it is far, *far* less   
   >likely that SP Fan will run into a mugger that says "I sure wish I could   
   >listen to some glockenspiel music right about now" than it is he will run   
   >into one that says "I sure wish I could listen to some xylophone music   
   >right about now".  Just more evidence that SP Fan is a moron for carrying a   
   >glockenspiel around with him all the time.   
      
   You're too fucking dumb to even make a lame joke work.  Did your   
   mother have ANY children that lived, or were they all stillborn like   
   you?   
      
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