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|    Re: Lesbians and carpets    |
|    29 Apr 10 22:43:46    |
      bbc26e4a       XPost: alt.politics.homosexuality, soc.women       From: zzz.zzz@qqq.net              On 29.04.2010 21:58, Dänk 110100100 got his imagination into overdrive:       > There is an episode of 'South Park' where the kids get a pretty new       > substitute teacher. All the boys have a crush on her, and want to be       > her boyfriend.       >       > Chef tells them they're wasting their time, because the new substitute       > is a lesbian. The boys aren't quite sure what he means, so Chef       > explains that lesbians are only attracted to other lesbians.       >       > Later the boys go over to Cartman's house, only to find him licking       > the carpet. When they ask what he is doing, he says that he asked his       > mom about lesbians, and she told him that to be a lesbian you have to       > lick a lot of carpet.                     What the fuck is this? Show and tell day? It's a bird, it's a plane,       it's... Synopsisman!!!                            --       If you don't beat your meat       You can't have any pudding       How can you have any pudding       If you don't beat your meat?              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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