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   Message 7,756 of 8,068   
   Alan Ford to All   
   Re: Lesbians and carpets   
   29 Apr 10 22:43:46   
   
   bbc26e4a   
   XPost: alt.politics.homosexuality, soc.women   
   From: zzz.zzz@qqq.net   
      
   On 29.04.2010 21:58, Dänk 110100100 got his imagination into overdrive:   
   > There is an episode of 'South Park' where the kids get a pretty new   
   > substitute teacher.  All the boys have a crush on her, and want to be   
   > her boyfriend.   
   >   
   > Chef tells them they're wasting their time, because the new substitute   
   > is a lesbian.  The boys aren't quite sure what he means, so Chef   
   > explains that lesbians are only attracted to other lesbians.   
   >   
   > Later the boys go over to Cartman's house, only to find him licking   
   > the carpet.  When they ask what he is doing, he says that he asked his   
   > mom about lesbians, and she told him that to be a lesbian you have to   
   > lick a lot of carpet.   
      
      
   What the fuck is this? Show and tell day? It's a bird, it's a plane,   
   it's... Synopsisman!!!   
      
      
      
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   You can't have any pudding   
   How can you have any pudding   
   If you don't beat your meat?   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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