No matter how many times he is portrayed as a "white racist"; no   
   matter how much he rips on jews, Cartman's actual behavior is jewish   
   to the core. Anyone who understands the jewish mindset will readily   
   recognize this. Whereas Kyle, "the jew" is always played up as a tower   
   of righteousness, a pillar of virtue, and a champion of compassion and   
   fair play (which, in reality, are all inherently "white"   
   characteristics), Cartman repeatedly engages in thoughts and behaviors   
   which are traditionally those of the jew.   
      
   Cartman is the quintessential jew... albeit wrapped up in a   
   superficial layer of whiteness, in order to promote and perpetuate the   
   "white racist" stereotype. Tell me this isn't done on purpose, and   
   I'll tell you what a blind fucking moron you are.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)