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   From: weberm@polaris.net   
      
   The ultimate cosmic confusion has set in for these two Graveyard Grandpas™ as   
   they watch the newest “Star Trek” “Movie” Star Trek: Section 31. A flop years   
   in the making costing Paramount Plus hundreds of millions of dollars putting   
   them nearly 900 billion dollars in debt. And also costing them the good will   
   of zillions of fans (except for really really dumb ones) all for one man,   
   Alex Trebek. So when Star Trek Discovery was first made. Michelle Yeoh plays   
   a character called Phillip George. She was Bo Burnham’s Captain on the USS   
   Shengie. Burnham screwed up. Georgie Plagu died. Then in the mirror verse,   
   Shelly Burnham discovered Phillp's Georgous has a clone called Evil lady   
   Empress. The leader of the evil Terran Umpire. That evil character would   
   stick around and play games with yum yum girl, punching baddies and saying   
   cool lines like, "wanna go make that man scream?" then I'm not sure what   
   happened to her character? I think she few into Kurtzman’s space hole and   
   went to the future. At some point she must have traveled back in time, but   
   not all the way back because she owns a space station shaped like a birth   
   control pill dispenser and is friends with Rachel Garrett from Yesterday's   
   Enterprise. Like, she was her age like maybe 68 years after the Events in   
   Discovery? I know Michelle Yeoh looks youthful, but c’mon! Not 147 years old!   
   Either way, Alex Kurtzmop thought this character was so well like she gets   
   her own show. He plan for it. Then the China virus plague happened and   
   everyone in California had to hide in their homes and wear masks. No filming!   
   Says someone! Then when that cleared up Yeoh wins an Oscar and can no longer   
   be paid peanuts for playing space psychopath. Tell me about it! Show me the   
   money! Put that money everywhere everything is all at once! She told Kurtzmop   
   where he could stick his hot dog fingers. So because of contracts and cruelty   
   Kurtzmop decided to make Yeoh play space witch one more time for Star Trek.   
   What a disaster. Thank god this is just a "movie" and not 10 episodes of this   
   trash. Saved me some time. What a gas! Flat unfunny characters. Lame plot.   
   Meh effects. I've soiled diapers that look more stylish and cool than this   
   crap. This makes Borderlands look like Rebel Moon. Now, these two Graveyard   
   Grandpas™ are a little behind on their Trek cannon. Who is where and why and   
   why? Does it matter to watch this? Not really. Is Phillip Georgo the main   
   character that you're supposed to sympathize with? I think so? Not sure ? I   
   think you're just supposed to think that this wacky group of unlikely heroes   
   are cool for saving the universe from a super bomb. Why do I care about the   
   universe at all? Seems kind of miserable, mean, dark, cruel, evil, cold,   
   unfunny and has lousy visual FX.   
      
   https://youtu.be/wIp8vQxDS-M?si=AOuIZbFcQbyfMFoP   
      
      
      
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   Let's go Brandon!   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)