From: quilisma@cox.net
TITLE: Calley, Lyman, and Seaborn, Esq.
AUTHOR: Rusty
STATUS/PART: ?
EMAIL: quilisma@cox.net
RATING: *** ADULTS ONLY ***
PAIRING: Cliff/Josh/Sam
TYPE: crossover (X-Files)
SPOILERS: none
WARNINGS: I wrote it; it=s kinky
DISCLAIMER: don=t own >em; would you consider weekend leasing?
CALLEY, LYMAN, AND SEABORN, ESQ.
AThis party is boring.@
AI have an idea: let=s go to my place and fuck each other=s brains out.@
AYou=re kidding, right.@
Silence.
AYou=re not kidding.@
AI=m not sure I=m drunk enough.@
AI have a bottle of Walker Blue.@
AI=ll call a cab.@
#####
AI dunno about this,@ Josh said as he watched Sam and Clifford Calley
strip ... Aaren=t Republicans kinky or something?@
ADo you give each other enemas before you fuck each other?@
AOf course.@
AI rest my case.@
AThat=s not kinky ... that=s just ... I dunno ... hygienic.@
AOh, so *that=s* why you were yelling >hose-fuck me, you beautiful
bastard!= in the douche room at the Columbian.@
AOops!@
AWhy haven=t we seen *you* at the Columbian?@
ABecause I didn=t keep the insane hours you did, at least not until I
took Josh=s old job ... if I hadn=t, I probably wouldn=t have seen you
when I did.@
AI=m confused ... does fucking Republicans *and* Democrats make me
bisexual?@
ANo, it just means you have good taste in men. Have another drink.@
AI presume we=re not going to be three bottoms waving our legs in the
air ... if we are, I may have to call the Feebs for backup.@
ABRRR! Now, *they=re* kinky.@
AYou know >em?@
ABy reputation only.@
AThey=re fun to play with.@
AOh yeah?@
AFox took my fisting cherry ... Sam=s hands were too big ... at first,
anyway.@
Cliff stared.
AYou ... he ... they?@
AUh huh.@
A*I* need another drink.@
AWhy? You interested in playing >Hide the Knuckles=?@
Cliff blushed.
AI=ve ... uh ... *thought* about it.@
AHow many times did you cum?@
AThree.@
AImpressive, for just *thinking* about it.@
AWanna try the real thing?@
AI dunno ... it=s a school night.@
ASo whadda ya wanna do *tonight*?@
ABe the meat in a Lyman-Seaborn sandwich.@
AWe can do that.@
#####
Cliff rubbed his sore and *very* satisfied butt ruefully.
AFuck! You guys play for keeps.@
ALightweight.@
ASomebody shoulda warned me about the *size* of those puppies.@
AFlattery will get you a second fuck.@
AOr a second date.@
AOr both.@
AWe=re playin= handball with the Feebs next weekend ... wanna come?@
AThe kind you play with a ball, or the kind you play with a can of
Crisco?@
AWhat do you think?@
ABe sure to get a manicure.@
AEEEPPP!!!@
ADo unto others like you want >em to do unto you.@
AThere is that ... clean-out beforehand?@
ANaw. They got some awesome butt-laundry gear.@
ADo I wanna know?@
AYou will ... soon enough.@
#####
AWalt Skinner, Fox Mulder, Alex Krycek, this is Cliff Calley.@
AGood to meet you.@
ATake off your clothes.@
ASo much for socializing.@
AWhy aren=t you nekkid yet?@
AHe=s shy.@
AWe=ve seen him at the Columbian.@
AShy.@
ARight.@
A >Mr.-Two-Hands-Two-Holes-No-Waiting=.@
AHidden depths, Calley.@
Cliff turned beet-red.
The six trooped downstairs to the basement playroom.
AMachine=s all primed and warmed up. I presume everybody wants to ride a
hose first.@
Cliff stared at the machine, and back at the others.
ACan we talk about this first?@
ANope. Hands and knees, head down, ass up. Do it now.@
Cliff yelped as he was swiftly penetrated along with the others. Walt
handed a hose to Alex.
APlug me in, and let=s ride.@
Alex deftly thrust the nozzle into Walt=s ass; Walt stood and flipped a
switch. Within seconds all six were rolling around on the mats and
groaning in pain-tinged ecstasy.
Cliff moaned,
AFuck ME! That=s INTENSE!@
AGlad you like it.@
AI didn=t say ... OHHHHHH!@
AI think he likes it.@
ABastards.@
AYep.@
The men whimpered when the first cycle ended.
AAnother round?@
AWhat do you think?@
Walt flipped a couple of switches and pressed the >start= button again.
AAAAYYYEEEE! That=s HOT!@
AEnjoy.@
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