From: twilightwalters@yahoo.co.uk   
      
   Title: Natural Remedies   
   Author: Twilight   
   E-Mail: jchew82@hotmail.com   
   Distribution: Anywhere but please let me know   
   Rating: R   
   Categories: Romance Humor   
   Keywords: Mulder/Scully romance   
   Spoilers: None   
   Summary: Scully is suffering with a cold and sore throat,   
   so she decides to resort to an unorthodox old natural remedy that   
   has   
   never failed her. The question is who can she recruit to   
   take part in her little remedy experiment?   
   Disclaimer: The characters in this story are the property   
   of Chris Carter and Fox. No copyright infringement   
   intended.   
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   Natural Remedies   
   By Twilight   
      
   Washington DC   
   Basement Office   
   08:15am   
      
   Mulder paused outside the doorway to the basement office,   
   wrinkling his nose in distain as he smelt the familiar   
   unpleasantly pungent aroma that caused his stomach to   
   lurch. Taking one last breath of semi fresh air, he   
   prepared his senses for the impending onslaught. Stepping   
   into the office he faltered momentarily as he adjusted to   
   the nasal invasion.   
      
   "Sorry Mulder." His partner sniffled as she cooed over her   
   mug of hot 'cold and flu' medicine. "I know you don't like   
   the smell but I didn't have time before I left this   
   morning, I over slept."   
      
   Mulder studied the vision before him of his partner peering   
   over a steaming mug, her eyes were red and her nose looked   
   sore. 'God even when she is sick she still looks sexy.'   
   Mulder mused to himself.   
      
   "It's okay." He replied annoyed with himself for allowing   
   that thought to slip into his mind while she was suffering.   
   "How are you feeling this morning Scully?" he asked   
   genuinely concerned.   
      
   "Not great." Scully replied as she brushed a wayward lock   
   of hair from her face before crinkling her nose to stop a   
   sneeze.   
      
   "Well, at least you got some sleep... you must feel a   
   little better for that?" Mulder asked, studying his partner   
   intently.   
      
   "No...I should rephrase that. I couldn't sleep all night,   
   then my alarm went off and it was like a sleeping pill, I   
   was out for the count." She shook her head in dismay.   
      
   Mulder looked at her with sympathy. He couldn't recall ever   
   seeing her sick like this before. "Why don't you take some   
   time off Scully? No one will think any less of you."   
      
   Scully almost laughed her reply. "Can you imagine it   
   Mulder? 'Doctor Scully can't come to work today, she has a   
   cold' I'd be a laughing stock." She crinkled her nose once   
   again feeling the need to sneeze.   
      
   "I see your point. Can't you write a prescription for   
   yourself or something?"   
      
   "I have only ever known one thing that actually works for a   
   cold and sore throat and it is not available via   
   prescription." She smirked remembering her university days.   
      
   "Really? What's that?" Mulder asked intrigued.   
      
   A small smile played on Scully's lips as her eyes visibly   
   brightened. "It's a ... shot of something that is high in   
   protein and glucose. I used to use it all the time, when I   
   was at medical school, sort of a natural remedy. It never   
   failed me." She added as she wistfully recalled her more   
   carefree days.   
      
   "But...if it never fails then why can't you get it on   
   prescription?" Mulder asked confused.   
      
   "I never said it 'never fails', I said it had 'never failed   
   me'. Anyway, it is somewhat unorthodox... to say the   
   least." She added cryptically.   
      
   Mulder creased his brow in confusion "But if it is just   
   protein and glucose?"   
      
   "It is." Scully confirmed. "But its more the way it has to   
   be administered." Mulder arched his brow indicating to   
   Scully that he needed her to explain. "It has to be fresh   
   and hot. The 'shot' has to be administered directly to the   
   back of the throat, at force."   
      
   "An injection into the back of the throat?" Mulder looked   
   horrified at the thought.   
      
   "No... a shot...like a drink." She added amused at his   
   confusion "and at force...normally around 30kph."   
      
   "And this can't be done?" Mulder asked perplexed.   
      
   "Oh...it can be done. But like I said it is very   
   unorthodox, a natural remedy that would require a willing   
   volunteer. Not very scientific... mind you, under the right   
   conditions...and if the subjects were monitored..." she   
   trailed off going into her scientific persona before   
   looking to her partner and raising one eyebrow "What do you   
   say Mulder. Care to be part of a medical experiment?"   
      
   Scully crossed the room and perched on Mulder's desk in   
   front of him, her skirt rising slightly, exposing the lace   
   trim of her thigh highs and causing Mulder to shift   
   uncomfortably in his chair.   
      
   "What exactly is this natural remedy? Just protein and   
   glucose?" He asked as he pulled a file from the top of his   
   in tray to hold over his lap and hide his obvious growing   
   physical reaction caused by her close proximity.   
      
   The smile on her face reached all the way to her eyes now.   
   Mulder couldn't recall ever seeing her smile so widely and   
   he had never seen the look that was now evident in her   
   eyes; suddenly she didn't look ill at all.   
      
   "Sperm." She stated, not so innocently.   
      
   Mulder straightened in his chair, shocked by her statement.   
   'Surely she didn't say what I think she said?' Mulder asked   
   his subconscious but needed confirmation "Come again?"   
      
   "Exactly." She replied mischievously. "Cum." She smirked as   
   he opened the file to cover his now blatantly obvious hard   
   on. She gave an unmistakable girly giggle, she knew she   
   could affect him with her simple words, yet for some   
   reason, the thought enthralled her more in her semi-drowsy   
   drug induced state so she continued to tease him in a purr   
   "jism...seed...spunk."   
      
   Mulder squirmed uncomfortably and pulled his chair closer   
   to his desk almost unable to believe his ears. "Umm..." he   
   whimpered biting his bottom lip "... and this needs to be   
   administered to the back of the throat?" he squeaked.   
      
   "Um hum." Scully replied moistening her lips with the tip   
   of her tongue. "Directly to the back of the throat at a   
   rough speed of 30kph...the speed of ejaculation." She   
   purred.   
      
   "The speed of..." Mulder tried to repeat her statement but   
   trailed off breathlessly. "This would be administered with   
   a medical instrument?" he was hesitant to ask but had to   
   hear her answer.   
      
   "No... A biological one. Hot. Hard. And Fast." She   
   whispered suggestively. "So...What do you say Agent   
   Mulder..." She grabbed the arms of his chair and pushed him   
   back from the desk revealing his tented pants before she   
   purred. "Care to take part in this experiment?" she leaned   
   down on the chair arms as she eyed his engorged crouch   
   wantonly, allowing her blouse to fall forward to reveal her   
   firmly rounded bust.   
      
   "I think..." Mulder said breathlessly before regaining   
   control of his vocal cords "that you have taken too much   
   medication."   
      
   "Are you turning me down Agent Mulder?" she asked surprised   
   by his reaction, it wasn't that she thought her self   
   irresistible but she had never know a man turn down a   
   blowjob. "I can assure you Mulder, what they say about   
   catholic girls is true...we give the best head...and we   
   always swallow." She heard a whimper escape his lips and   
   smiled knowingly "So Agent Mulder...Are you really going to   
      
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