From: miniskirt7a@yahoo.com   
      
   Note: No archiving allowed. EBE   
      
   DRAKER   
   By Belinda   
   [ X-File fan fiction takes place after “The Blessing Way” Mulder and   
   Scully have made a break through and Skinner was not to deflect the Cigarette   
   Smoking man; the Cigarette smoking could not passify the aliens, so … ]   
      
   [ Northern Wisconsin ]   
   Mulder and Sculley are visiting Belinda and Condor for the fourth of July   
   holiday. It is nice to be somewhere where the old normal still exists. A   
   campfire and they are trying not to talk about the new normal, yet, it still   
   is present.   
      
   Sculley   
   	I can’t understand why we haven’t solve this by now. The virus is 25kb   
   compared to the AIDS virus, in three forms, which is 7kb. Back then were able   
   to develop an antibody test using first generation semi-automated equipment   
   and even old style test    
   tube peptide style linking. What has happened to science today?   
      
   Mulder   
   Science and college education is different than in our generation. Most people   
   in computer science are only taught to program in android and use JSON.   
      
   Condor   
   I studied to see what is JSON and you are right, most students are only taught   
   to program according to a database no writing new code; they couldn’t   
   program themselves out of a paper bag literally.   
      
   Scully   
   A paper bag, what do you mean?   
      
   Belinda   
   It is a 70’s and 80’s reference meaning and testing if one has initiative   
   along with abstract thinking. It is more than how would you move mount fugi. A   
   person is suddenly shrunken in size and put inside of a paper bag. Their body   
   is attached to a    
   robot which can take orders as move forward, move back, move left, move right,   
   move angle, turn on light, turn off light, shine light at vector x, y, and   
   give compass heading. They have a paper, pencil, and erase,\r. The goal is to   
   see if they can escape    
   their cave environment of a paper bag.   
      
   Scully and Mulder are thinking about this problem. To them, it seems like a   
   simple problem that those in science or in computer science could solve as   
   well as those in liberal arts. Scully’s eyes lit up with a solution…   
      
   Mulder   
   You look like you a solution, can you tell us?   
      
   Scully   
   It starts like this …   
      
   [ Outside US ]   
   Draker – Alien Governor of Earth   
   << a language that is intelligible to the humans present; what looks like a   
   humanoid being dressed in a non US men’s suit >>   
      
   [ Non US Region 1 Representative ]   
   We have tried to stop Mulder and Scully and to pacify the puplic, especially   
   the Americans. Yes, we know their hats offend you and especially their wanting   
   to get out and not to be boxed in by internet chat services; yes, we are   
   missing what Mulder and    
   Scully are saying, that area of US does not have full internet and they have   
   refused full internet even when we gave it for free; the Chesse heads said no.   
      
   Draker 1   
   << a response unintelligible to most humans except those who are trained >>   
      
   [ No US Region Representative ]   
   Don’t do that, we have helped you and followed your commands for our   
   population and our grateful our curve is lower than anyone elses worldwide.   
   No, we haven’t shared our special sauce with others in this matter --- yes,   
   we have someone who can find    
   them in Wisconsin.   
      
   Draker 1   
   << Speaking in EU English >>   
   You will have the person find Multer and Scully and have them put these two   
   devices on their person without their knowledge. This is a simple task even   
   for you humans…    
      
   [ Non US Region Representative ]   
   Yes, it.   
   << He is saying because the alien species is hermaphroditic, like worms; their   
   reproduction is that one partner can switch between giving birth or supplying   
   sperm. Yet, they are able to project themselves as humanoid; they an EU accent   
   because when they    
   try to infiltrate British, Canadian, and US societies people sense they are   
   not human and they loss their stealth. American English is their weakness   
   because it is like someone from Quebec trying to pass as a Francophone in   
   France >>   
      
   Samantha   
   You want me to make contact with Fox, I haven’t made contract since that   
   night; he will be suspicious as well as his Wisconsin; the people in America   
   and especially Wisconsin are not dumb regardless of what you hear in the   
   Manhattan media.   
      
   Draker 1   
   << Temper tantrum response like a bad male child >>   
      
   Samantha   
   On my way, I will arrive at my destination soon. No need to have a rowe over   
   this. Bye   
      
   [ An Airport in Wisconsin ]   
   Belinda   
   Samantha, how are you?   
      
   Samantha   
   Do I know you?   
      
   Belinda   
   Yes, you do let’s talk. << speaking Alien langauge >>   
   << Samantha realizes this is someone who has made her and wonders what to do   
   next >>   
      
   Samantha   
   We are not supposed to talk their talk; don’t you know the penalty is a   
   resurgance.   
      
   Belinda   
   << Directing her to somewhere private, per-arranged>>   
   Did they give you their clothes bugs to track Mulder, Sculley, Condor and I?   
   Please hand them to me and when you see us up north, put these on us. Then,   
   afterwards drink this soda, it will make you forgot the last ten minutes; that   
   way when you returned    
   and your brain is probed you will not remember our conservation and you and   
   your area will be safe; the Aliens thinking your a sheep collaborators. We   
   have found a cure and a defense, keep hopeful.   
      
   Samantha   
   Why are you doing this when we let your curve become so high? What is in it   
   for you? I thought you said only America first?   
      
   Belinda   
   We don’t have time to answer fully. Here it is, we know you were duped and   
   made captives, we don’t wanting anything except for all of us in the world   
   to live fully again (no alien new normal), that is spam we fed to the   
   Manhattan media so we could    
   see which media the Alien listened and to decieve them with disinformation.   
   Get ready to go, your flight to norther Wisconsin leaves in a few minutes.   
      
   [ Northern Wisconsin ]   
   On the flight Samantha is dressed like most people enjoying the fourth of july   
   holiday in the north woods; also, she bought a cheese head hat and Packer   
   jersey to take back with her to the EU. The plane is landing at a nearby major   
   northern Wisconsin    
   airport.. she sees the town where Mulder and Scully are staying with friends…   
      
   Mulder   
   Samantha! Look Scully its’ Samantha.   
      
   Scully   
   I don’t know what game you are pulling young lady, but, you are not   
   Mulder’s sister!   
      
   Samantha   
   << speaking in a alien dialect then converting to Boston accent American   
   English >>   
   Fox, it is important; I need to speak to you both.   
      
   Condor, Belinda   
      
   [continued in next message]   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)