From: fakeaddress@mindspring.com   
      
   tesla_321 wrote:   
   > Title: Trade Partners   
   > Author: Tesla and Alan Smithee   
   > Email: Tesla1321@aol.com;   
   > Rating: R   
   > Category: crossover   
   > Content: Angel and Cordelia friendship, Mulder and Scully friendship   
   > Summary: Two agents come to Angel Investigations to check out   
   > exsanguinations   
   > Spoilers: Angel season one; The X-Files season one   
      
   Fun!  MORE!  8-)   
      
   > Notes: this is a crossover, but since we'd have to skew time   
   > and space to pretend first season X-Files was in the same time/   
   > space continuum as Angel, work with us, huh? And we're ignoring   
   > the fact that another detective calls Det. Lockley "Scully".   
      
   Also have to ignore the fact that XF takes place in the same   
   universe as Det. Munch's HOMICIDE.  Which means it takes place   
   in the same universe as LAW & ORDER.  Where Det. Lockley   
   mysteriously changed her name and became an Assistant D.A.   
   3 months after leaving L.A..  ;-)   
      
   > She took it, shook. "FBI?" Oh, right. Like they made   
   > FBI agents who looked like *that*.   
   [...]   
   > Oh, yeah. He was giving her the mating call.  The lower-lip pout?   
   > She *so* had him.   
      
   -D   
      
   > Now she was only about three feet   
   > from the Feebie. God, he was even hotter up close. The cut of his   
   > lapel caught her eye and her mouth watered. "Armani?" It came out   
   > in a phone-sex operator's voice.   
      
   Ahhh, Cordy.  Always has her priorities straight.   
      
   > His Adam's apple bobbed, moving the green and blue rep tie.   
      
   ? rep tie ?   
      
   > He looked panicked as he knelt next to her, a flat-faced   
   > look she recognized because it was the same one Angel wore   
   > when he panicked.   
      
   Oooh, neat.   
      
   > "Sure," he said, leading her back to his office. She   
   > smelled, literally, of death, overlaid by strong   
   > disinfectant soap and hand lotion. Who was dead?   
      
   Nice.   
      
   > "No, Cordy, I'm not going to vamp out to prove a point.   
      
   Hee.   
      
   > Agent Scully came out, looking annoyed. Since that seemed   
   > to be her default expression, Angel waited for her to speak.   
      
      
      
   > "No, just dust. Isn't dust supposed to be ninety percent   
   > dead human skin cells? Dust."   
      
   Ewwwwwwww.  I never thought of that in relation to Whedon's   
   vamps.  Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.   
      
      
   > "He wears Armani," she said, stirring the ice cubes in her glass.   
   > She had a little color in her cheeks. "He's a good-looking guy."   
   >   
   > "Armani? Crap. They won't be back tonight."   
      
   -D   
      
   > "Nice," Mulder said. "Begs the question as to why a vampire has   
   > a convertible, but not my problem."   
      
   Hee.  But, I'm torn.  I'd like to have seen how Phantom Dennis   
   would have reacted to Mulder.  Especially after the, uh, demon   
   impregnation thingy.   
      
   Maybe next time?  8-)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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