From: scullylectric3@yahoo.com   
      
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     Gillian  "The X-Files"  Anderson   
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     Enslaves  "Sin City"   
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                 This Reality Show info is about a Movie / Car Contest.   
      
                 There is absolutely NOTHING to buy.   
      
                 We don’t even want your e-mail address.   
      
                 Promise!   
      
      
      
      
      
     All 13 of the brand-new sports cars featured in the giga-blockbuster movie,   
   "STRAIGHTHEADS,” will be given away to participating contestants.   
      
       These include: the Aston Martin Vanquish, the Bentley Azure Convertible   
   Mulliner, the BMW Z8, the Bugatti Veyron, the Ferrari Enzo Coupe, the Ferrari   
   575 M Maranello, the Jaguar XKR 100 Coupe, the Lamborghini Murciélago, the   
   Maybach 62, the Mercedes-   
   Benz CL 600, the Porsche GT2, the Rolls-Royce 100EX, and the Saleen S7.  The   
   official contest rules are specified below, but first some quick background.   
      
      
      
     "STRAIGHTHEADS,” directed by "the Steven Spielberg of the United Kingdom",   
   Dan Reed, as the new sequel to The X-Files original movie will also double as   
   the new sequel to the Sin City original movie, both combined – a first in   
   cinematic history – and,    
   at $313 million (US), is the most expensive movie ever made ( a heftier price   
   tag than November's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and half-again as   
   costly as last month's King Kong ).   
      
     Gillian Anderson, who will come back as the drop-dead-gorgeous,   
   crimson-coiffed “Dana Scully”, is being paid a world-record of $30 million   
   PLUS a $7 million signing bonus.  Showing her commitment to the demanding   
   role, Ms Anderson has already “gone    
   under the knife” by a top London surgeon and has had her breasts augmented to   
   an impressive size of  44DD !!   
      
     As her way of earning every penny of that $37 million, Ms Anderson will NOT   
   be deferring to body-doubles in the film's three separate hardcore-sex   
   scenes.  So as to ensure an intense perspective of realism in the film, she   
   has insisted on performing    
   the scorching sex acts herself.  Such unflagging professionalism is rare today   
   in the business of show.   
      
      
      
     Also starring will be the Playboy babes Carmen Electra of Baywatch and   
   Torrie Wilson of World Wrestling Entertainment.   
      
     Also returning are the handsome hunks David Duchovny, who will play a   
   silver-haired “Fox Mulder”, and Mitch Pileggi, who will be the new   
   intelligence czar, this time totally bald.   
      
      
     The Screenplay on which this new movie is based is titled, “SEX,  COMEDY,    
   MYSTERIES  &  MORE  SEX."  It has already been uploaded into the very top of   
   the FILES sections of thousands of Yahoo! Groups.   
      
       THIS  SCREENPLAY  IS  IMPORTANT.  IT  HAS  TO  DO  WITH  THE  CAR  CONTEST.   
      
      
      
     The Yahoo! Groups where you can find this Screenplay are those dedicated to   
   the following:   
      
               Gillian Anderson   
     Dana Scully   
     X-Files   
     Carmen Electra   
     Torrie Wilson   
     Patricia Heaton   
     Julia Louis-Dreyfus   
     David Duchovny   
     Mitch Pileggi   
     UFOs   
     Government Conspiracies   
     Fan Fiction   
      
      
     Take your pick.  Your group of choice awaits you uploaded with the   
   Screenplay of your destiny.   
      
     All right.  Enough with the background info.  Here are The Official Rules to   
   the Contest:   
      
      
        Go to the Yahoo! Group of your choice, as given in the list above.  (   
   Joining the Groups, of course, is totally free.  Most of you already know   
   that. )   
      
        Go to the top of the FILES section.   
      
        Download and Print the free Microsoft Word version of the screenplay,   
   “SEX,  COMEDY,  MYSTERIES  &  MORE  SEX.”  ( The non-illustrated Text File   
   version is also available, but it does NOT qualify for this Contest. )  If the   
   file is missing, search    
   through a few other Yahoo! groups.  It'll be there.  You'll find it.  Promise.   
      
      
      
      
     As proof that you followed these directions, mail the  FIRST  EIGHT  ( 8 )    
   PAGES  of the  MS  Word  document  version , along with a Stamped,   
   Self-Addressed ( a P.O. Box address is okay and folding the pages is also okay   
   ) Envelope to:   
      
      
       “The  Forbidden  File”   
       P.O.  Box  188   
       Hollywood,  Cailfornia  90078   
      
      
     Don’t wait.  Do it as soon as you can.  Instead of a time deadline, there is   
   a Quantity Deadline.  That is, only the first 313 entries will be considered   
   eligible.  So, send in the printed copies of your EIGHT downloaded pages as   
   soon as possible.     
   After the 313th entry, everything received will be returned to the sender   
   unopened.  No exceptions, no excuses.   
      
     Of the contestants who correctly follow these instructions, 13 will be   
   chosen at random and will be given tickets ( movie / airplane / hotel /   
   restaurant ) to attend the world premiere of Gillian Anderson’s new   
   giga-blockbuster, "STRAIGHTHEADS.”   
      
     At this world premiere, during ceremonies in front of the celebrity-packed   
   audience, the 13 winners will also be presented with the keys to their very   
   own sports cars and will also be given All-Access Passes to the celebrity   
   party which will follow    
   later that evening.   
      
     Good luck one and all.   
      
      
      
     ( A very short excerpt of  “SEX,  COMEDY,  MYSTERIES  &  MORE  SEX”  follows   
   in [Part 2] in a separate e-mail, for those who would like a sneak-peek of   
   "STRAIGHTHEADS.” )   
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
   		   
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