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      From: teresita@wdf.org              1. CALLISTO --               Callisto: "Do her."               Joxer: "Do who?"               Callisto: "Her. The irritating blonde."              2 THE GREATER GOOD --               Gabrielle: "I have to practice."               Xena: "Not on my horse."              3. IS THERE A DOCTOR...               Xena: "That's a nasty gash."              4. DEATH MASK --               Gabrielle: "Thigh? Breast? Who wants what?"              5. ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES --               Autolycus: "Nothing is as big as mine."              6. DEATH IN CHAINS --               Xena: "Run me through and I'm yours."              7. CALLISTO:               Callisto: "I'm good. As good as you. And why not? You made me."              8. ALTARED STATES:               Xena: "Go ahead, climb up my body."              9. CHARIOTS OF WAR:               Darius: "I've never done this before."               Xena: "It's all right, I have."              10. CHARIOTS OF WAR               Xena: "Pull out the shaft."              11. A COMEDY OF EROS -               Draco: "By the gods you have gotten better!"              12. A DAY IN THE LIFE:               Xena: "I like to be creative in a fight, it gets my juices going.               Gabrielle: "Can we cook with your juices?"              13. THE QUEST:               Autolycus: "Gabrielle, Xena's inside me."              14. A NECESSARY EVIL:               Xena: "Don't let go, I'm coming!"              15. THE XENA SCROLLS:               Ares: "Wait 'til they get a load of me!"              16. ULYSSES:               Xena: "Hey boys! I want in on the fun too."              17. A DAY IN THE LIFE:               Xena: "It's gonna smell like fish for days.              18. WARRIOR...PRINCESS...TRAMP               Meg: "I need your sword in my service right now!"              19. THE QUEST:               Gabrielle: "Autolycus, get your hand off my butt."              20. A COMEDY OF EROS:               Gabrielle: "Look! Cherries! I love cherries."               Draco: "Me too."               Gabrielle: "Did I mention I'm a widow?"              21. FINS, FEMMES, & GEMS               Xena: "C'mon Gabrielle, lets get wet.              22. THE DEBT 1               Xena: "That's my piece of meat you're reaching for.               Lao Ma: "You're wrong. I don't eat meat.              23. FINS, FEMMES, & GEMS               Gabrielle: "Well, listen to my story of Gabrielle. Cute little gal that's       looking really swell. Perfect hair, such a lovely lass. Nice round breasts and       a firm young...               Xena: "Are you out of your mind?"              24. KING CON               Xena: "Either you start filling in some holes, or I start making       them."              25. FINS, FEMMES, & GEMS               Aphrodite: "You don't have to thrust. Besides, my guy in Parnassus        has better equipment. And he knows the right time to shoot."              --       Teresita       http://genmat.blogspot.com/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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