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   Teresita to All   
   Top 21 sexually suggestive lines from XW   
   28 Feb 07 20:23:52   
   
   From: teresita@wdf.org   
      
   1.  CALLISTO --   
      
       Callisto: "Do her."   
      
       Joxer:    "Do who?"   
      
       Callisto: "Her.  The irritating blonde."   
      
   2   THE GREATER GOOD --   
      
      Gabrielle: "I have to practice."   
      
      Xena:      "Not on my horse."   
      
   3.  IS THERE A DOCTOR...   
      
       Xena:      "That's a nasty gash."   
      
   4.  DEATH MASK --   
      
       Gabrielle: "Thigh?  Breast?  Who wants what?"   
      
   5.  ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES --   
      
       Autolycus: "Nothing is as big as mine."   
      
   6.  DEATH IN CHAINS --   
      
       Xena:      "Run me through and I'm yours."   
      
   7.  CALLISTO:   
      
       Callisto:  "I'm good.  As good as you.  And why not?  You made me."   
      
   8.  ALTARED STATES:   
      
       Xena:      "Go ahead, climb up my body."   
      
   9. CHARIOTS OF WAR:   
      
       Darius:     "I've never done this before."   
      
       Xena:       "It's all right, I have."   
      
   10. CHARIOTS OF WAR   
      
       Xena:       "Pull out the shaft."   
      
   11. A COMEDY OF EROS -   
      
        Draco:       "By the gods you have gotten better!"   
      
   12. A DAY IN THE LIFE:   
      
       Xena:        "I like to be creative in a fight, it gets my juices going.   
      
       Gabrielle:  "Can we cook with your juices?"   
      
   13. THE QUEST:   
      
       Autolycus:   "Gabrielle, Xena's inside me."   
      
   14. A NECESSARY EVIL:   
      
       Xena:        "Don't let go, I'm coming!"   
      
   15. THE XENA SCROLLS:   
      
       Ares:        "Wait 'til they get a load of me!"   
      
   16. ULYSSES:   
      
       Xena:        "Hey boys! I want in on the fun too."   
      
   17. A DAY IN THE LIFE:   
      
       Xena:        "It's gonna smell like fish for days.   
      
   18. WARRIOR...PRINCESS...TRAMP   
      
       Meg:         "I need your sword in my service right now!"   
      
   19. THE QUEST:   
      
       Gabrielle:   "Autolycus, get your hand off my butt."   
      
   20. A COMEDY OF EROS:   
      
       Gabrielle: "Look! Cherries! I love cherries."   
      
       Draco: "Me too."   
      
       Gabrielle: "Did I mention I'm a widow?"   
      
   21. FINS, FEMMES, & GEMS   
      
       Xena:      "C'mon Gabrielle, lets get wet.   
      
   22. THE DEBT 1   
      
       Xena:      "That's my piece of meat you're reaching for.   
      
       Lao Ma:    "You're wrong. I don't eat meat.   
      
   23. FINS, FEMMES, & GEMS   
      
       Gabrielle: "Well, listen to my story of Gabrielle. Cute little gal that's   
   looking really swell. Perfect hair, such a lovely lass. Nice round breasts and   
   a firm young...   
      
       Xena:      "Are you out of your mind?"   
      
   24. KING CON   
      
       Xena:      "Either you start filling in some holes, or I start making   
   them."   
      
   25. FINS, FEMMES, & GEMS   
      
       Aphrodite:  "You don't have to thrust. Besides, my guy in Parnassus   
       has better equipment. And he knows the right time to shoot."   
      
   --   
   Teresita   
   http://genmat.blogspot.com/   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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