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|    3-13 One Against An Army --- A Critique     |
|    03 Jun 07 17:43:37    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              3-13 One Against An Army                             First air date Feb 9, 1998.        The story starts out with Gabrielle trying to perfect Xena's forward       flip. She       handsprings off her staff lashed between two small trees. Then she tries it       without the staff. She       lands wrong and sprains her ankle.              While cooling Gabrielle's ankle in a spring, a man runs up and says a huge       army with tall ships       landed and destroyed the army in Marathon. Xena guesses they are Persians, and       if they reach Athens       then Greece is lost. So, of course, Xena is going to stop them. Xena tells the       man to run to Athens       to warn them.              Gabrielle is riding on Argo with her foot wrapped up. Xena plans to cause a       landslide to slow them       down, so the Persian army will have to go the long way around a mountain.       Gabrielle asks about       Xena's power she had in Chin. Xena says it's gone.              A soldier tries to take Argo. Xena disarms him. He says he is a Spartan       soldier who deserted when       the Persian army attacked Marathon. Xena asks him about his home village in       Sparta.              A Persian scouting party is spotted. Xena tells Argo to take Gabrielle into       the woods for safety.       Xena attacks the Persians. The Spartan is frozen with fear. Gabrielle rides to       save him. Then while       running away a Persian archer shoots Gabrielle in the back.              Xena breaks off the back of the arrow and pushes it through Gabrielle, then       cauterizes the wound.       Xena smells poison on the arrow head. Xena puts a poultice on it until they       can get to Tripolis and       some medicine.              Xena tells the Spartan about the landslide and sends him ahead to Tripolis to       tell the militia to       get ready. After he leaves, Xena tells Gabrielle the Spartan is a Persian spy,       and now they will       think there really is a landslide.              When Xena and Gabrielle get to Tripolis, it has been burned down by the       villagers to keep the       Persians from getting anything useful. Xena goes into the physician's hut but       the bottle of       serum/antidote is broken. Xena wants to take Gabrielle to Thessaly where there       is medicine, but       Gabrielle tells Xena they need to stay there to slow down the Persian army as       she told the runner       she sent to Athens she would do.              Xena takes Gabrielle to the armory where she has hidden a crate of weapons.              Gabrielle starts coughing up blood. Xena says the arrow grazed her lung.       Gabrielle says she just       ran out of time.              Xena is preparing a litter to take Gabrielle away but once again Gabrielle       refuses, citing Xena's       principle of the greater good.              While Gabrielle is sleeping Xena tries the mind power on a vase but can't make       it work.              Gabrielle is feverish and dreaming and is talking in her sleep, saying what       she told Xena when they       first met in Poteidaia. Gabrielle finishes by saying she wants to be just like       Xena. Xena, watching       her, sheds a tear and says she wants to be like Gabrielle.              The Persian army attacks the armory and Xena fights them off. A soldier drops       down through the roof       behind Xena and cuts her throat with his sword. Gabrielle wakes up suddenly;       it was a bad dream.              For a third time, Xena insists they are leaving. Gabrielle says she knows she       is going to die, and       accepted it might happen when they first started traveling together, and she       isn't afraid. Xena       comments on Gabrielle's bravery.              Xena releases Argo and makes her run off.              Xena carries Gabrielle up to the loft and puts a cauldron of boiling oil or       tar up there with her,       and tells Gabrielle if the soldiers come up after her to pour it on them.       Gabrielle balks, but Xena       tells her if they are coming after her then they have gotten past her (Xena).              Gabrielle tells Xena about her dream and says to watch out for a man with a       double-edged sword.       Gabrielle then apologizes for her betrayal in Chin. Xena says they are past       that now, Gabrielle is       her friend and family. They embrace and say I love you, both expecting they       will die.              The Persians attack. Gabrielle's dream comes true, except when the solder       drops down through the       roof, Xena back flips over him and kills him.              While fighting, Xena spits fire, uses her Chakram, her sword, and a       spiked-ball chain mace to fight       off the soldiers. She throws the mace up to stick in a roof beam. She climbs       up it, kicking the       soldiers in the face, and tells Gabrielle to dump the pot of oil on them. Xena       climbs on up and       breaks thorough to the roof and fights soldiers there. She get a cut on her       upper arm.              Xena looks down to see the "Spartan" is back and is about to kill Gabrielle       with a knife. She drops       back down inside and kills him Then she drops back to the floor to fight some       more. An archer       shoots at her but she catches the poisoned arrow, then plunges it into a       soldier. Xena watches him       crawl to a pack where the antidote is.              She faces the regrouped soldiers and tells them to go home, that there are       thousands just like her.       The Persians retreat.              Xena climbs up to the loft to give Gabrielle the antidote but has to fight off       a couple more       soldiers.              Gabrielle asks if they are dead. Xena gives her the antidote and lies down       beside her to rest.              ..........              How do the writers keep coming up with such great episodes?              Although there wasn't a lot of action for Renee (poor Lucy!), they both gave       such outstanding       performances, it would be hard (impossible) to say which one gave the better       one.              And there were just SO MANY great, poignant scenes between the dying Gabrielle       and Xena. I won't       include the lines of every scene, but some just have to be repeated.                            *Xena: "I am not going to let you die. I can still get you to Thessaly and       the antidote."               Gabrielle: "And then what? What happens to Athens? What's my life       worth then?"               Xena: "First things first."               Gabrielle: "The first thing is the greater good -- you taught me       that. You taught me       that there are things in life worth dying for -- things that hold a higher       meaning than our own       existence."               Xena: "Not your existence."               Gabrielle: "Why? 'Cause I'm your friend?"               Xena: "Yes!"               Gabrielle: "Well then, honor my memory. We both know that I'm       right. This is right.*               [Gabrielle talks like she is already dead! Talk about your       pessimism!]                            *Gabrielle: I know that I'm going to die-I accept that. Why can't you? A long       time ago, I accepted       the consequences of our life together -- that it might one day come to this.        It has. I'm not       afraid."               Xena: "You always said that I was the brave one. Look at you       now. If this is to be       our                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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