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|    3-16 When In Rome . . . -- A Critique (1    |
|    24 Jun 07 17:15:03    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              3-16 When in Rome.                            The episode starts out in Gaul with Roman soldiers fighting other soldiers       (Gaulians? Gaulites?)       inside a walled village. The Romans are defeated and run off, but the leader       of the Gauls,       Vercinix, says they will regroup and attack again. But it gives the women and       children, including       his, time to escape to the hills. The Romans attack again but this time they       defeat the Gauls and       Vercinix is captured. Caesar rides into the village and says the people of       Gaul mean nothing to       him, but with Vercinix's capture he will secure an empire.              Next scene is in Syria. Roman soldiers are captured by Syrian soldiers. One of       the Romans, Crassus,       is about to be executed when swords wrapped in a blanket flies through the air       and lands near the       Romans and they begin to fight the Syrians. Xena rides in, ropes Crassus, and       Gab-drags him out of       the village where Gabrielle is waiting. Xena tells Crassus he is going to be       traded for Vercinix.       Crassus knows Vercinix was captured.              On a ship back to Rome, Gabrielle and Crassus talk. Gabrielle says she hates       him because he is a       friend of Caesar. He says no. Then Xena explains he is part of the ruling       triumvirate with Caesar       and Pompey. Xena takes Crassus' ring to prove to Caesar she has him. He       accuses Xena of using       Vercinix to get to Caesar to assassinate him. Gabrielle tells him he's wrong.              The scene cuts to Caesar and Pompey arguing about whose power is stronger -       Caesar being love by       the people of Rome, or Pompey's army. Then Xena and Gabrielle walk in, much to       Caesar's shock.       Pompey introduces himself to Xena. Xena shows Caesar Crassus' ring and says       she wants to trade him       for Vercinix. He doesn't believe Crassus is alive, so Gabrielle volunteers to       stay while Xena       takes Caesar to see Crassus.              Caesar tells Crassus the trade can't happen right away because of a party he       has planned to show       Vercinix has been captured. He then tells Crassus that he plans to use       Gabrielle against whatever       Xena has planned.              On the road Xena and Gabrielle make plans to get Crassus into a Roman jail to       swap him with       Vercinix since she knows Caesar isn't going to go along with the trade.       Gabrielle wants to know if       part of Xena's plan is to assassinate Caesar. Xena assures her it isn't, but       when she tells       Gabrielle that Crassus could get killed, Gabrielle balks, not wanting to be       responsible for his       death. Xena says that's up to Caesar.              At Caesar's party, Xena is carried in on a four-man litter wearing a bright       red dress. Xena and       Pompey talk and he says not everyone would cry over Caesar's death.              Vercinix is brought in bound in chains. Caesar throws his drink in his face.              On the ship Crassus interrogates Gabrielle about Xena and her not telling       Gabrielle her all her       plans. When Gabrielle confronts him about the crucifixion of the one hundred       women and children of       the village of Gardenis, he says he was away when it happened.              Xena goes down to the dungeon to talk to Vercinix and tells him his wife sent       for her and she       (Xena) is working on getting him free. At the same time she is making an       impression of the cell key       in clay while standing next to the jailer. Caesar tries to seduce Xena but she       resists and leaves       him standing there.              While Gabrielle sleeps, Crassus uses a candle to burn through the ropes on his       hands and tries to       escape, but Xena has returned and knocks him out. Xena gives Gabrielle the key       she had made. Xena       says Vercinix is more of a prize than she realizes, and when they make the       swap in the dungeon,       Crassus will executed despite the fact Caesar will know he's not Vercinix.              The next morning Gabrielle tries to get Xena to figure out another way to free       Vercinix without       Crassus dying. Xena says if the plan can happen without him dying, good. If       not, then too bad.       Gabrielle wants to know why she is so causal about it and Xena says it's about       focus. Gabrielle       accuses her of focusing on Caesar. She tells Gabrielle to drop it, it's about       saving Vercinix.              Gabrielle has Crassus' hands tied as they walk from the ship to Rome. Both are       wearing hooded       robes. When they stop at a road-side well for water, Crassus tries to run away       but Gabrielle throws       her staff and knocks him down. Crassus accuses her of being like Xena when it       come to his death.       Gabrielle says she will give him the ring back after the swap so the guards       will know it's him. She       gets a ladle of water and puts a fizzy powder in it and gives it to him to       drink.              Xena is back in the palace and sees a knife on the table. Pompey comes in and       tells her Caesar sent       Brutus to find Gabrielle. He tells her the knife is a gift that will get her       past his army outside       the city.              In the city, Gabrielle is pretending to be drunk and destroying property.       Roman guards take her and       a doped up Crassus to a cell across from the one Vercinix is in. She tells him       Xena sent her and       the next day he was going to walk out of there.              Xena sneaks into a window to kill Caesar with the knife but is captured and       thrown into the cell       with Vercinix. Gabrielle throws the key to her and Xena knocks out the guard       with the cell door.              The next day Caesar, Brutus and Pompey are sitting in the stands overlooking       an arena. The place is       filled with people to see Vercinix's execution. Xena is brought out and has to       fight two gladiators       on horses.              Vercinix puts his clothes on Crassus. Gabrielle starts to put the ring on his       finger but Vercinix       tells her his dying niece told him Crassus was responsible for crucifying the       people in Gardenia.               Xena gets Gab-dragged and beat up some until she sees Gabrielle, then defeats       the gladiators.       Caesar has her taken back to the dungeon. Vercinix is there and tells her       Gabrielle will meet them       in the stable.              Caesar has Vercinix/Crassus brought out wearing a hood. When he sees it's       Crassus, he hesitates,       but Pompey reminds him he has to give the people what the want. Gabrielle is       watching the execution       until just before it happens then walks away. She flinches when she hears the       headsman's axe       execute Crassus.              Back on the ship Gabrielle is having trouble understanding what has happened       to her. Xena blames       herself for putting Gabrielle into a no-win situation. She says if she could       have found another way       without including Gabrielle she would. But Gabrielle says she would be hurt if       Xena did.              Xena wants to know how many more times Gabrielle is going to follow her into       battle. And how many       more times she is going to hurt Gabrielle. Gabrielle says she is there because       she wants to be. And              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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