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|    David E. Milligan to All    |
|    3-19 Tsunami ---- A Critique    |
|    15 Jul 07 17:27:02    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              3-19 Tsunami                            First air date Apr 20, 1998.              The episode starts out with a ship being loaded for a voyage.              Cut to Gabrielle with a palm reader telling her she will go on a long voyage       and will meet a man.       Xena walks in and interrupts. Gabrielle gives the woman one more chance, and       she is shocked at what       she sees -- great danger and death. Gabrielle says she described every day of       her and Xena's life.               Xena and Gabrielle split up to buy supplies and food. Gabrielle sees       three slaves in       chains being loaded onto a ship. One is Autolycus. She goes on board to talk       to him, but is       restrained. She fights back with her staff, knocking several deckhands down.       While she is being       chased, the ship starts to leave. Gabrielle yells for Xena who does several       giant swings on a bar,       then flips through the air and lands on the ship.               The ship's captain says she tried to free a prisoner. The ship's       owner, Thaddeus, said it       was a crime. His VERY young wife, Soraya, thinks maybe Gabrielle can explain.       She tells Xena about       Autolycus. They go down into the hold and Xena figures out Autolycus wants to       go to the diamond       mine to steal diamonds.               Soraya tells Gabrielle she is pregnant but Thaddeus doesn't want her       to have children.               There are several jolts to the ship that Gabrielle, Xena and others       feel. Xena sees smoke       from Mt Aetna erupting. They barely get down into the ship's hole when a HUGE       tsunami hits and       turns the ship upside down.               Xena is frantic trying to find Gabrielle, and eventually does. The       ship's captain is hurt       and unconscious. Thaddeus has a broken leg. Autolycus gets out of the chains       and frees the other       two prisoners - Macon, a killer, and Petrodes, a young man who is very scared.               Macon wants to get out going through the hull but Xena tells him       they are too deep, and       the water leaks are from the pressure pushing the nails out.               Xena has a plan to expose the rudder shaft and then turn it so they       will get out of the       current and land on a reef. They break through the housing, and using a       harpoon stuck into the       shaft, they manage to turn the ship. It lands on a reef.              Macon tries to drown Thaddeus to save some air, but Soraya drives him off.              Xena has another plan to fill wine skins with air, cut through the hull, and       breathe from the wine       skins while geysers raise them to the surface.              Petrodes starts to shoot Macon with a crossbow. Xena uses her Chakram to stop       him, but the arrow       cuts a rope holding ballast or something and the ship goes deeper and the deck       is penetrated by       rocks. Xena feels warm water coming in and says a geyser is on that side of       the ship.              Autolycus and Xena break a hole in the hull to get out.              Autolycus volunteers to help Soraya with Thaddeus. Gabrielle and Petrodes will       help the unconscious       captain. They all leave the ship. Macon loses his wine skin and fights Xena       for hers. She beats him       off, then goes back down after him.              On the shore Gabrielle sees everyone is fine. Thaddeus tells Autolycus he will       stop using slaves to       work his diamond mine and will hire workers at decent wages.              Gabrielle helps Xena from the surf. Macon can't understand why Xena helped       him. He asks what she       expected from him. She says from him -- nothing, but from herself - nothing       less.              As they walk away, Gabrielle asks Xena what she thought of the palm reader,       and Xena replies it was       as Gabrielle said - just an average day.              ...........              Not a bad episode. Some pretty good things in it.              Always like to see Autolycus. But I didn't much care for his whining about       putting his friends in       danger. It sounded like he was fishing for someone to say nice things about       him.              Liked Xena's reasoning for saving Macon.              Kind of wondered where the light came from. It should have been pitch black       inside the ship. That       would have driven me totally insane!!              The only really action was Gabrielle beating up the deckhands. I guess her       staff is at the bottom       of the Mediterranean Sea in the hold of the ship.              Petrodes was very annoying.              Kind of nice to see that Xena doesn't have all of the answers right away.              I wonder how the ship's captain held his breath, or breathed from the wine       skin, when he was       unconscious.              How is it that Thaddeus expects Soraya not to get pregnant? With a young,       nubile wife like THAT       don't tell me there was no hanky-panky / foolin' around / etc. etc.              Mt Aetna (Etna) is on the eastern part of the island of Sicily, and it was a       very VERY big tsunami       that hit the ship!! I wonder what kind of devastation it caused when it hit       southern Greece.              Macon (Tod Rippon) also play Goliath in 'Giant Killer' and in a couple Herc       eps I didn't see.              Not such a bad episode, but not one of the best, either. I liked it all right,       but wasn't blown       away by it. A seven out of 10.              ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::              3-19 Tsunami 7              3-18 Fins, Femmes and Gems 8              3-17 Forget Me Not . 8              3-16 When In Rome . 8              3-15 King Con 6              3-14 Forgiven 8              3-13 One Against An Army 9.5              3-12 The Bitter Suite 9.5              3-11 Maternal Instincts 9.5              3-10 The Quill is Mightier. 8              3-09 Warrior-Priestess-Tramp 8              3-08 King of Assassins 6.5              3-07 The Debt II 9              3-06 The Debt 9.5              3-05 Gabrielle's Hope 9              3-04 The Deliverer 9              3-03 The Dirty Half Dozen 8              3-02 Been There, Done That 9              3-01 The Furies 6.5              Average score so far ---- 8.2       --       David       http://geocities.com/daviderl31/xena.htm       http://geocities.com/daviderl31/GabPics.htm              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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