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|    David E. Milligan to All    |
|    4-07 Lock Up and Tied Down (1/2)    |
|    23 Sep 07 15:42:22    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              4-07 Locked UP And Tied Down                             First air date Nov 9, 1996.               The story starts out with Gabrielle trying to find knots in Xena's       shoulders and trying       to massage them away. She asks what Xena's been carrying on her shoulders. She       answers she doesn't       overanalyze her life like some people (Gabrielle).               They are both aware of six men sneaking up on them. Xena battles       four and Gabrielle       two. One of them has an arrest warrant for Xena for the murder of a woman       named Thalassa. She says       she killed her because it suit her purpose. Xena says she will go back to       stand trial. She gives       Gabrielle her Chakram. Xena is chained with shackles around her neck and on       her wrists and ankles.               During the trial witnesses talk about the goodness of Thalassa. Xena       flashbacks to a cave       with Evil Xena threatening to kill a bunch of village women if she doesn't get       supplies. Thalassa       volunteers to stay if Xena releases the rest of them. She is tied down at the       edge of the lake/sea       where crabs begin crawling on her.               Gabrielle tries defending Xena, but Xena won't help in her own       defense and the evidence       is too much against Xena. She is sentenced to life imprisonment on Shark       Island.               On the docks Gabrielle talks to Xena, who tells her she's not       looking for redemption but,       rather, she needs something to make her feel complete. Xena is taken aboard       the prison ship.               In a tavern, Gabrielle is looking at the Chakram when the ex-Healer       of Shark Island sits       next to her. He says he just quit. Gabrielle asks the bartender when the next       ship sails. He says       in a week.               On the island the new prisoners (all female) and Xena witness a       hanging because a       prisoner killed a guard trying to escape.               In the prison Yard a woman named Ursina confronts Xena because she       sent Ursina to prison.       She sics her followers on Xena, who beats them up. Ursina says she wants Xena       along because they       are planning an escape. Xena refuses.               Later the woman who was hanged is starting to smell the Captain of       the Guard (C0tG) tells       another guard to cut her down and throw her to the sharks. Xena asks if she       can bury her. He says       yes and at night during a thunderstorm, Xena buries her and erects some kind       of marker or shrine       made out of small logs.               The next day Xena tries helping a woman who is too weak to unload       barrels from a supply       wagon. The CotG tells Xena to unload it by herself. When aonther woman tires       to help he says to       give her 3 three lashes. Xena goes berserk and starts beating up the guards,       suing a short rope       with a noose tied to the end of it.               The warden, a woman wearing a black hood, tells Xena to stop       fighting. The guards grab       Xena. The warden is Thalassa wearing a prosthetic wooden arm and hand. She has       Xena taken inside       where she is chained around the neck with her hands behind her and her feet       chained.               Xena is thrown down into a pit about 20 - 30 feet below. Thalassa       tells Xena she is being       punished for a crime she didn't commit. Many many rats begin climbing all over       Xena.               The new Healer has arrived and it is Gabrielle wearing the clothes       the old Healer was       wearing. Thalassa is surprised it is a woman. Gabrielle convinces her she is a       real Healer and       begins examining the stump of Thalassa arm.               Down in the pit, Xena starts fighting the rats, biting them and       throwing them aside.               Thalassa tells Gabrielle she has warmth and beauty like she used to       have. Gabrielle tells       her if she gave herself a chance she might rediscover it.               Gabrielle is being accompanied by two guards making her rounds. She       uses a broom to knock       them out and goes looking for Xena. She looks through a locked door with bars       calling for Xena.       Xena yells back from the pit. Gabrielle rolls the Chakram toward the pit but       it falls down on the       bars just as guards capture her.               Thalassa accuses Gabrielle of befriending her only to find Xena.       Gabrielle says that       since Thalassa is alive Xena should be retried. The CotG reminds Thalassa of       the rules about trying       to free a prisoner.               Down in the yard the CotG has another batch of newbies. He brings       Gabrielle out and says       she is to die for trying to help a prisoner escape. She is taken up to the       gallows and a noose is       put around her neck.               Xena grabs a dead rat by its tail and flings it up to hit the       Chakram which falls down       and cuts through the chains.               Thalassa can't give the order to hang Gabrielle, but the CotG does       and just as Gabrielle       starts to fall the Chakram cuts though the rope. Xena and all the prisoners       start fighting the       guards.               Xena tells Gabrielle to take Thalassa to safety. They go up to her       office where Gabrielle       bars the door and grabs a staff for protection. Ursina and her followers break       down the door.       Gabrielle beats off four of them but Ursina gets the staff away from her and       Gabrielle is thrown       against the stone wall and knocked out. Xena arrives in time to save Thalassa       and she and Ursina       fight.               Xena knocks Ursina through a window and down to the yard, then jumps       down after her. They       fight some more until Xena wins.               Afterward, Thalassa comes to Xena and Gabrielle, and Xena says she       knows she can't asks       for Thalassa's forgiveness. Thalassa tells Xena that Gabrielle helped her get       back in touch with       her soul.               Gabrielle asks Xena if she can forgive herself. Xena says she can't       but won't let that       stop her from doing as much good as she can. Gabrielle says not as long as       she's around. And she       gives Xena the Chakram back.              .................               Not too bad of an episode. A lot going on with the flashbacks, the       prison fights and       Gabrielle showing she has what it takes to be a real Healer.               *The good things first -               Gabrielle massaging Xena's shoulders without her armor on.               Gabrielle's valiant try to defend Xena.               Gabrielle's clothes as the Healer. As I've said many times before, I       really like       Gabrielle wearing blue (even the cap wasn't so bad).               Xena burying the hanged woman during the thunderstorm, very dramatic       photography.               Xena putting the fear of the gods into the rats after using only her       teeth to fight them       off.               In the final scene, Xena REALLY looked beaten and worn down from her       ordeal. Something we       rarely see.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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