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|    David E. Milligan to All    |
|    4-11 Daughter of Pomira --- A Critique (    |
|    21 Oct 07 21:37:30    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              4-11 Daughter of Pomira                             First air date Jan 18, 1999.        The story starts out with Xena having flashbacks of a brutal battle       between her army and       a band of barbarians, who turn out to be the Horde. When one of Xena's men       calls for a retreat, she       stabs him in the gut with a knife, then realizing the battle is going against       them, she calls for       the retreat.        Back to the present and she is telling Gabrielle about the fight.       She intends to take a       different route to go around the battlefield. Suddenly they duck down because       they see three Horde       men a young Horde girl. Two Horde hatchets fly past them and kill one of the       Horde. A man tries to       take the scalp from another Horde when Xena interferes. The three remaining       Horde escape in a       dugout canoe. Xena says the girl looks familiar. Gabrielle finds a leather       sling with a Roman       design. Xena says they got it from her.               Xena says they will go the parents to see if she could be their       daughter. Milo wants to       kill them all and collect the scalps for the bounty.               Xena and Gabrielle go the fortified village where Raul and his wife       live. They tell Xena       the Horde kidnapped their daughter, Vanessa, six years ago. Gabrielle says she       and Xena will find       her and bring her back.               Milo wants to go with Xena and Gabrielle to hunt down the horde, but       Xena tells him to       get lost.               Xena tells Gabrielle that getting Vanessa back could start trouble,       but Gabrielle says       she deserves to be with parents who love her.              It is night and they are following a band of Horde. Gabrielle steps on a twig,       snapping it. The       Horde backtrack but they are hiding in a tree. They follow them to a hidden       entrance to a cave.              Xena disguises herself as a female Horde. When Vanessa goes for water at a       spring, Xena follows.       But when she says she is there to rescue her, Vanessa starts to scream. Xena       puts a variation of       the Pinch on her neck to keep her from screaming, then drags her away as the       Horde chase after.               They crawl down a small tunnel. One of the Horde throws a hatchet       and Xena catches it,       then throws her Chakram to make it cause a cave in to stop the persuers. She       then uses the hatchet       to break through up to the surface. She has Gabrielle take Vanessa to the       river while she lays a       false trail with the sling Vanessa had.               While waiting for Xena, Gabrielle tries to talk to Vanessa. When she       finally gets her       voice back, she tells Gabrielle he name is Pilee (or Pelee, or P'lee). She       says the Horde call       themselves Pomira and they honor life. Xena says they have a funny way of       showing it -- they killed       hundreds. Pilee says the other people are killers, of trees and earth. But       when the Pomira tell       them to go away, they kill the Pomira.               Xena is having second thoughts about taking Vanessa, but Gabrielle       is adamant about       taking her to her parents.               When they get back to the village, Pilee tells everyone one her       'father' Cirvik will come       to get her and kill everyone.               Xena talks to the townspeople and tells them killing Vanessa won't       stop the Horde, that       they must prepare to fight them to total annihilation.               Later, Vanessa is wearing a blue dress but when Raul tries to bond       with her, she       scratches his face, and he decides she is a savage.               Xena tells Gabrielle that Vanessa is the only way to forge peace       between the town and the       Horde since she is the only one who can speak both languages. Gabrielle is       confused about how       things are working out. Xena tells her Pilee wasn't a slave but the Horde       chieftain loves her.               At night Vanessa is sneaking away, She has a sword and starts to       kill her parents, but       instead takes a doll and leaves. Milo almost kills her but Xena stops him. She       tells Vanessa if she       doesn't help many will die on both sides.               The next day the Horde tribe are outside the village calling for       Pilee. Xena tells       someone to open the gates. Then Vanessa, her parents and others walk outside       to meet the Horde.       Suddenly Milo jumps up from a hidden foxhole and starts to kill Cirvik. Xena       flips off the top of       the wall to land between them. She and Milo fight. He gives her a pretty good       run for her money.       But in the end Xena stabs him in the gut.               Pilee tells everyone she has two fathers, and decides to go with       Cirvik but says she will       come back to visit. Cirvik yells to his men that there will be no war since       they are all family       now.               Gabrielle is convinced it was wrong to interfere, but Xena tells her       that now Vanessa's       parents know she is alive, and there is now peace with the villagers and the       Pomira.              ...........               Didn't remember too much about this episode. I can see why. I didn't       think too much of       it. It had a couple of good things, like the fight right at the beginning, and       Xena's silencing       Vanessa with a modified Pinch to the neck. And the Chakram's 90 degree turn       upward to cause the       cave in.               Once more it looked like Gabrielle was going to screw things up       because she didn't use       "good judgment" (Hope, Solan's death, the Green Dragon), but in the end she       was vindicated (this       time).               But she sure was certain Xena was going to go along with her       non-plan to get Vanessa back       (but what was Xena going to do - tell them no?).              It felt kind of like Gabrielle was giving Xena low blows when she kept       bringing up the fact that       children need to be with their REAL parents.              I was surprised Pilee put on the dress, washed her face, and combed her hair       with no       protest/tantrum.               What I didn't care for or didn't think made sense -               How did Xena recognize Vanessa after six years with her face painted       red and the wild       hair? And, surely, the sling wasn't a one-of-a-kind.               How did Xena know there were no other blond Horde girls?               But I think the worst was the fight with Milo. Even though he had       two hatchets, a sword       and a knife he never should have given Xena the trouble he did. And the worst       of the worst - when       they both jumped up to kick each other, they drove each other back ten or       fifteen feet through the       air - how lame was THAT?! I would have expected something like that between       Xena and Callisto, or       Xena and Ares, but with Milo???? But I did think Xena saying "I hate that"       was kind of funny. I       also liked Xena using her sword to deflect the first hatchet Milo threw at her.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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