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|    David E. Milligan to All    |
|    4-13 Paradise Found --- A Critique (1/2)    |
|    04 Nov 07 17:05:08    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              4-13 Paradise Found                             First air date was Feb 1, 1999.               The story starts out with a thunderstorm. Xena and Gabrielle have       taken refuge in a cave.       Gabrielle is wearing only furs (letting her clothes dry we assume). Xena has a       gash on her upper       thigh thanks to thugs who attacked them. Gabrielle is talking about how much       Xena smiled during the       fighting. Xena keeps coming back with reasons she was smiling. Gabrielle is       stitching up Xena's       leg. Xena takes over, telling Gabrielle she has hands like a sailor.               Xena has a flashback of Gabrielle being nailed to the cross.       Gabrielle is mouthing 'I       love you.' Then Xena is back to reality and Gabrielle tells her she needs to       forget it, they make       their own destiny.               They hear a noise farther back in the cave and Gabrielle goes to       investigate, telling       Xena not to break the stitches. Xena doesn't hear Gabrielle and goes to see       where she is. She sees       a deep, deep hole, and assuming Gabrielle fell into it, jumps in herself.               They both wake up in a green garden with birds singing in the trees       and an tortoise and a       hare meandering around. Xena's leg is healed. They hear someone in the bushes       and Xena forces a man       named Garr out. After questioning him about where they are, he tells them to       go to the house to see       Aiden.               They go in and there are blue statues of men and women in various       Yoga poses. Gabrielle       is impressed. Aiden tells them they represent ultimate, inner peace. Xena       wants to leave But Aiden       talks them into staying with offers of food and sleep. Gabrielle asks about a       warm bath.               She and Xena are in a hot tub. Gabrielle is loving it but Xena       isn't. Gabrielle asks why       she isn't curious about Aiden. Xena says most people can't handle spiritual       powers -- Aiden is no       Lao Ma. Gabrielle wants to learn his breathing techniques.               The next day Aiden is teaching Gabrielle to concentrate on her       breathing, but warns her       it could stir up thoughts and feeling she didn't know she had.               Xena is in the garden doing Tai Chi exercises. She suddenly gets       violent and screams for       the birds to shut up.               As she is doing the breathing exercises, Gabrielle hears herself       telling Xena she is       sorry, she never meant to lie. And she couldn't kill her (Hope). She then       breaks down crying,       saying she is a monster. As Aiden comforts her, Xena is watching, then leaves       with tears in her       eyes.               That night Gabrielle is lying on the white half of a black and white       yin-yang bed. Xena       is doing sit ups on the floor. Gabrielle says she feels clean and light and       wants to stay another       night. She wishes Xena could feel how she feels.               Gabrielle tells Aiden she is concerned about Xena. He tells her       Xena's feelings could       make her jumpy, there will be changes in her appearance, she'll have mental       lapses and delusions       and there will be spontaneous bleeding. He says she can beat it because she       has Gabrielle.               Gabrielle finds Xena in the hot tub. She asks if Xena is all right       and she says she is.       Gabrielle puts her hand on Xena's shoulder and Xena takes it and squeezes       until Gabrielle screams       out in pain. But it is a delusion. Gabrielle leaves after Xena tells her she       is perfect.               Xena finds Aiden and threatens to put the pinch on him, but he tells       her the delusions       will only get worse until she hurts Gabrielle. And the only thing she can do       is to leave.               Xena is in their bedroom and Gabrielle comes in with a knot in her       back from the doing a       meditative pose. Xena starts to massage Gabrielle's back. As she does, blood       starts dripping from       her nose and she has to keep catching the drops. Xena has another vision of       Gabrielle being nailed       to the cross. But then she is the one with the maul driving a spike through       Gabrielle's feet.               Gabrielle is asleep. Xena tells her good bye and leaves.               Going through the garden, Xena notices a service medallion on one of       the statues. She       finds Garr and tells him they once were men, his platoon. She wants to know       what happened. He says       it was Aiden. He makes everyone so still he can leach the goodness out of them       and they turn into       statues. She realizes it will happen to Gabrielle. Xena says once the goodness       is out of her she       can fight Aiden.               Gabrielle is in a meditative pose on her belly with her arms behind       her, holding her       ankles with the soles of her feet up. Aiden is sitting on her feet. Xena comes       in to rescue       Gabrielle, but Aiden tells her she's too late and Gabrielle is in too deep.       She is turning blue.               Xena throws her Chakram but Aiden stops it with his mind. When Xena       attacks he uses his       mind to throw her around, pounding her on the floor. She is about to be       defeated when Garr comes       in. She hoists him over head, the flips her sword up so it is resting on the       end of the handle and       the point is up. Before she can impale Garr, Gabrielle comes out of the trance       and yells to Xena.       Xena then kicks her sword toward Aiden and he is stabbed in the gut. Gabrielle       and Xena are back to       normal.               As Aiden dies and melts into a puddle, the house, statues and garden       also begin to melt       away and they are back in the cave. Xena tells Gabrielle knew that she would       never let her take an       innocent life. Garr realizes he is free and goes to find his wife and       children.               Gabrielle says she sometimes talk about Xena's dark side as some       kind of disease, but       without it neither one of them would be there. Then she asks if she really has       hands of a sailor.              .......              An episode I remembered, but wasn't sure how much I actually liked it. I liked       it a lot.              Gabrielle never looked better, and I really liked the outfit she was wearing       while doing the       exercises with Aiden (in the interview clip, Rob said they deliberately made       Gabrielle look as good       as they could, and made sure she was 'in a hot little number' to do the       yoga). Can't say enough       about how Reneé/Gabrielle looked doing the yoga -- sweet, sexy and quite       erotic.              The story was interesting. Gabrielle is on a spiritual quest, and they are on       their way to India.       Of course Xena is going to go along even though she seems to be skeptical of       it all.              Xena keeps having the vision of Gabrielle being nailed to the cross. I can't       remember if in the       very first vision Xena also saw herself. I thought she did, but in all the       subsequent visions all       she/we see is Gabrielle.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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