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|    4-19 Takes One To Know One -- A Critique    |
|    16 Dec 07 15:53:52    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              4-19 Takes One To Know One                            First airing was on April 26, 1999.              The story starts out on a dark and stormy night. Xena rides into a town, then       goes into a darkened       room (of a tavern). She hears a noise, pulls her sword and grabs someone. It's       Joxer. Then Cyrene,       Lila, and Minya come out. It is a surprise birthday party for Gabrielle. Xena       says her birthday       isn't until tomorrow. Joxer says that's the surprise. Xena then pulls back the       hood of someone       sitting at a table, it's Autolycus. At another table is a blond woman who       doesn't look too happy.       They are in Cyrene's tavern in Amphipolis.              Cyrene and Xena go upstairs for the night. Later Xena gets up to close the       shutters as the storm       worsens. She sees a woman going somewhere in the storm. She hears a noise and       goes to Cyrene's room       to check on her. Cyrene isn't there.              Xena breaks down the door of the blond woman and sees her lying dead with a       dagger sticking out of       her chest. Some half naked man is there and tries to attack Xena. Just as she       is about to beat him       up, a feisty woman appears and introduces herself as Discord and says Ares has       made her the Goddess       of Retribution. She gives Xena until sunrise to find the killer, or she'll       take one of Xena's       friends.              Everyone is gathered in the dead woman's room and they start going through       her things to try to       find out who she is. They find chains and manacles and wanted posters. Cyrene       says she's a bounty       hunter. Xena takes Cyrene aside and wants to know if she killed her to protect       Xena. She says no.              Autolycus says her name is Ravenica. They find a wanted poster of Xena       offering 200 dinars. Minya       says she knows that Ravenica cuts the tendons of the horses of her bounties to       slow them down.       Joxer accuses Minya of the murder.              Gabrielle then runs in and says a bounty hunter is after Xena, then sees her       on the floor and       thinks Xena got to her first. She says she didn't kill Ravenica.              In the kitchen Autolycus accuses Cyrene of the murder to protect Xena. He then       tries to leave but       when he opens the door is flung backward into the room. Discord appears with       more naked men and       starts to shoot Cyrene with a bow and arrow. Xena uses her Chakram to deflect       the arrow. Xena       reminds her they have until sunrise.              They find a locked pouch of Ravenica's. When it's opened they find rocks.       Gabrielle finds       Autolycus' pouch on the kitchen floor with the diamonds. He admits he stole       them.              Xena says there is a bounty scroll missing, and whoever took it repacked       Ravenica's saddle bags       with the chains on top of the fruit. And someone was wearing lavender perfume,       but a bounty hunter       would ever so that. Only Lila wears lavender. Joxer defends her. Gabrielle       tells Xena she can't       suspect Lila but Xena says she suspects everyone.              Back in Ravenica's room Gabrielle finds a long stick but there is no fireplace       or stove, and       doesn't know what it means. Xena finds an extra candle on the floor. Autolycus       says the door was       locked on the inside. Gabrielle checks the window and says no one came in       through it.              Minya confesses the dagger is hers. Xena tells them the knife was a half a       hand below Ravenica's       heart and it didn't kill her. Gabrielle confesses to killing Ravenica. She       says she ran into her       two days before and she put Joxer's gravy recipe into her water bag. She must       have been allergic to       it and it killed her. Discord appears to kill Gabrielle but Xena tells her       Ravenica never drank the       water, and once again tells her she has until sunrise. Discord makes the sand       in a magic hourglass       to be halved, and their time is cut in half. She says next time she will take       everyone.              Xena demands straight answers. She then grabs a bit of parchment from Joxer.       He says he got a love       note with lavender on it from Lila and was writing her a note to let her down.       Ravenica grabbed him       from behind thinking he was Jett. And then tore the note in half and told him       not to get in her       way. Joxer says he sneaked into her room and found a bounty scroll on Jett and       took it. He heard       her coming and dived out of the window where Argo is in a stall. He says he       heard her with       Autolycus.              Autolycus says he knew her and was trying to talk her out of going after Xena.       When Xena asks if he       did that for him she says he confesses, and Discord reappears with more men.       Xena tells her that       Ares wouldn't like it if she let the real killer get away, and she disappears       again.              Minya says she and Lila conspired to help Xena. While Minya was pretending to       talk to Lila to fool       Cyrene, Lila took Minya's knife and was going to free Ravenica's horse, but       she found Lila with her       horse and took away the knife. Minya went into Ravenica's room with an extra       candle pretending to       be a man to distract her from Lila, but she was found out, dropped the candle       and ran away.              Discord appears when the sand runs out had has a dozen men with her. They       attack. Gabrielle hustles       Lila and Cyrene into the kitchen. Xena, Autolycus, Joxer and Minya fight       Discord's men. Xena sees       the candle chandelier swinging and calls a halt to the fighting. She tells       Discord she knows what       happened and if she doesn't agree she can take Xena, which will score points       with Ares.              They go into Ravenica's room. She demonstrates that Ravenica leaned out of the       window to cut Argos'       tendons. But she has an instinct for danger and kicked Ravenica back into the       room and the window       locked itself.. The knife hit her in the chest but didn't kill her, but when       the swinging       chandelier hit her in the head, she fell on her chest and drove the knife in       up to its hilt.              Discord is angry saying she can't take a horse, then disappears.              Autolycus offers to help Cyrene clean up. They find a diamond or two and he       says it isn't his. Xena       apologizes to her for suspecting her. Cyrene says any mother who loves her       child would kill to       protect it.              While Xena and Gabrielle are talking everyone brings out a birthday cake and       sing to her as she       blows out the candles.              ......              A murder mystery. A dark and stormy whodunit.              And it wasn't too bad. Although I never did figure out how Xena knew what       happened just from seeing       the chandelier swinging, and in the middle of a fight, to boot.              Wasn't too much to complain about, but here are a few observations -              No explanation why Xena and Gabrielle weren't traveling together.              Minya is still kicking butt.              I took me a while, using the pause and the step forward on the final scene,       but I thought I counted       21 or 22 candles on Gabrielle's cake.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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