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   Terry to All   
   I stayed up late last night, and I watch   
   19 Dec 07 14:40:34   
   
   From: Terry37now@webtv.net   
      
             I stayed awake late last night, and I watched XWP at 4:00 A.M.   
   this morning. I forget the name of the episode, it was the one that   
   Gabrielle was trapped, and sleeping, surounded by a flame. And everyone   
   would be burned up in the flame, except Xena.   
            And Brunhilda, having been changed into some sort of tree   
   monster, was nearby.   
      
            For some reason, Xena had amne- sia, and couldn't remember that   
   she is Xena. She was about to be married to some man.   
           Anyway, Xena had a rheingold ring that Odin wanted. For, with   
   it, he could have ultimate power.   
           The valkyrie we're riding down from the sky on horses, wanting   
   to do battle with Xena, and Xena didn't want any violence, she wanted   
   everyone with her to drop their swords, so they did.   
           Well, Xena ended up having to fight, a little. And then Odin   
   showed up, and he realised that Xena didn't know who she was, Odin was   
   glad that Xena lost her memory, so as to use that against her.   
           So, Odin got back on his horse, and rode back up into the sky.   
      
           Later on, Xena found Gabrielle, and jumped through the flame   
   unscathed, and woke Gabrielle up with a kiss on the lips. During the   
   kiss, Xena had flashkbacks of different times she was with Gabrielle   
   throughout her life, she then totally rem- embered Gabrielle.   
      
            Well, the flames died down. And then came the tree monster   
   Brunhilda. Then Xena let out her cry, along with  aerial multi - kicks   
   at Brunhilda, and Brunhilda hurled Xena to the ground.   
      
            Brunhilda picked Xena up, and Xena asked her to forgive her.   
      
            Well, Gabrielle, and a guy she was with, ran out of the cave,   
   and there was an explosion, Xena then came walking out of the cave, with   
   Brunhilda following her, no longer a tree monster, but a woman with   
   blonde hair. She changed back into a woman, because she forgave Xena.   
      
            Well, Xena rode up into the sky with a horse, with Brunhilda,   
   with Gabrielle in back of Xena, on the same horse.   
      
            And they went before Odin, and Xena talked to him, and Xena   
   asked Odin to accept Brunhilda back, as the leader of the valkyries, and   
   Odin said: "I'll think about it", and Xena told him: "Don't think too   
   long".   
      
            Xena ended up giving the rheingold ring to some woman in a   
   pond, or lake, so Odin never got the rheingold ring.   
      
           And they all lived haplee evur after, THE END.  Except for Odin,   
   that is!  He never got the ring.   
      
      
      
      
                                     Terry   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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