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|    David E. Milligan to All    |
|    4-20 End Game --- A Critique (1/2)    |
|    23 Dec 07 16:44:09    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              4-20 End Game                             First airing was May, 3, 1999.               The story starts out in a foggy forest. Amazon queen Ephiny finds       the body of Solari.       Another Amazon, Amarice, wants to attack. Ephiny says they will scout ahead.       They come upon Roman       soldiers fighting Amazons and they attack. During the fight Brutus stabs       Ephiny. They stare into       each other's eyes until Ephiny dies. More Amazons attack and Brutus calls for       a retreat.               Cut to Gabrielle fishing with a net, so it won't hurt the fish. Xena       jokes about it and       Gabrielle throws the net over her. Xena implies she is going to throw       Gabrielle into the water when       Amarice appears and gets between them to protect Gabrielle. Gabrielle tells       her it is Xena. Amarice       calls Gabrielle 'my queen,' and Gabrielle realizes Ephiny is dead.               They go with Amarice to the Amazon village. It has been attacked and       prisoners have been       taken. Chilapa tells Gabrielle about Ephiny's death and the attack. Amarice       wants to go after the       Romans. After Chilapa describes the man who killed Ephiny, Xena guesses it was       Brutus.               Gabrielle is taken to see Ephiny's body. She can't understand the       fighting. Xena tells       Gabrielle it was Pompey who took the Amazon prisoners.               Xena takes three Amazons with her, including Amarice. They attack       the small party Brutus       is with. Xena uses her whip to tie Brutus' ankles and Gab-Drags him back to       the Amazon village. She       said Amarice took off mad because they didn't kill Brutus. Gabrielle tells       Brutus he killed Ephiny.       An arrow is shot at Brutus. Xena deflects it with her whip then uses her       Chakram to cut off the       branch where Amarice is. Gabrielle says to take her away.               Xena wants Brutus to tell them where Pompey's army is. She uses the       Pinch and he tells.       When she starts to walk away, Gabrielle yells at her to take the Pinch off.       Chilapa doesn't want       her to, but because of Gabrielle, she does. Gabrielle tells Chilapa Brutus'       punishment is her       decision.               Locked up, Amarice describes an Amazon execution to Brutus. He isn't       impressed. Xena       comes and tells Amarice Gabrielle pardoned her and is to come with her.               Xena is laying a trap. She tells Amarice that Gabrielle isn't the       weakling she thinks she       is.               Cut to Pompey looking over the prisoners. He says pirates will buy       them so he can get       money to buy weapons and mercenaries to make war against Caesar. He tells       Carminus to take them to       the river.               Cut to Carminus. He hears bird calls and knows an ambush is       imminent. He sends two men       away. Amarice jumps down on them and is captured. Xena faces them and tells       Pompey he's not going       to make money off her friends. He threatens to kill Amarice unless Xena and       the other Amazons       surrender. They throw down their swords.               Xena flips her Chakram up from under the straw on the road and       starts to fight. The       Amazons retrieve swords also hidden there and everyone fights. Xena uses her       Chakram as a sword.       Carminus rides away and Xena says to let him go so Pompey will know she is       there.               Pompey is angry Xena spoiled everything. He tells them to break camp       and when they attack       the Amazons not to leave anyone behind.               Brutus is taken to Gabrielle. She wants a peace treaty between the       Amazons and Caesar. He       agrees, if it's okay with Caesar. Amarice tells them Pompey's army is on the       way.               Xena is having the Romans tied to X crosses in the way of Pompey's       advance. Gabrielle       brings Brutus and wants to know why they are tied to crosses. Amarice says the       pits are filled with       oil to be lit when the soldiers are trying to untie their own men. Gabrielle       is horrified. Xena       tells her they are outnumbered and need every advantage.               Brutus says to trade him to Pompey. He needs money and can get more       for him than the       Amazons. Chilapa tells Xena to come to the top of a hill. They see the legion       Brutus was to command       coming from the south. They see Pompey's army coming from the north. Xena       decides to free Brutus       and let him return to his army.               Brutus joins the legion and tells the men to attack Pompey from the       side, and to bring up       the artillery.               The Amazons attack Pompey. Xena tells Amarice to hold the line and       protect Gabrielle.       Then Xena, on horseback, charges Pompey's men. As the artillery explodes on       Pompey's men, Xena       rides ahead. She and Pompey fight. Just as she is about to kill him he yells       for her to wait. He       says if she kills him, the balance between him and Caesar will be in Caesars'       favor. She walks       away. He tries to stab her in the back and she beheads him.               After the battle, Xena rides up to Brutus and tells him not to       mention her name to       Caesar. She tells him Caesar can't be trusted. He says he wouldn't betray a       friend. She reminds him       that Pompey was a friend, as well as Crassus and her. But maybe Brutus is       special. She drops       Pompey's head in a sack in front of Brutus and reminds him again it was his       doing.               Brutus takes the head of Pompey to Caesar. And he has a peace treaty       from the Amazon       queen. Caesar sets it on fire saying if they're not under his control then       they're a threat. He       asks about rumors of Xena. Brutus says he's not aware of her. Caesar thanks       him, and says he is a       loyal friend. Brutus looks uncomfortable.               Gabrielle makes Chilapa the new queen. There is a T&A Amazon funeral       dance. Gabrielle       can't understand why she can't cry over Ephiny. Xena tells her that Ephiny       didn't die in vain and       her death became a symbol.               Amarice decides to leave with Xena and Gabrielle. Xena smells       trouble.               As they approach the funeral pyre, Gabrielle begins to cry on Xena's       shoulder as the       Amazon T&A Dancers dance around them.              .....               A very good episode. Xena is doing what needs to be done - tying the       soldiers to crosses       to slow down the army.               I was wondering how Gabrielle was going to reconcile her new       non-violence philosophy with       being the new queen and having to defend the tribe. By doing what has to be       done without actually       resorting to violence herself. (Good or bad? Hard to say.)               Sad to see Ephiny die. From the look on Brutus' face you'd think he       never killed a woman       before.               I half way expected Brutus to call Xena's bluff and tell her       nothing, but I guess the       pain of the Pinch was too much to endure.               I was surprised that Gabrielle actually thought she could make a       peace treaty with              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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