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|    4-21 The Ides of March - - - A Critique     |
|    30 Dec 07 17:19:51    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              4-21 The Ides Of March                             First airing was May 10, 1999.               The story starts out with people being tortured in some kind of       dungeon, and screams of       pain. We see the back of a woman in bikini rags with a sword. It's Callisto.       She sees visions of       Gabrielle and Xena taunting her. Some man who is obsessed with her tells her       he has the ear of       "him" and has told "him" about her and that "he" shares an interest in Xena as       does Callitso.       Callisto says if "he" wants Xena there, she can do it. The man says she can't       harm Xena physically,       only spiritually. She must turn Xena from her Way as a warrior to a path of       peace. And she must       help "him" with Caesar.               Cut to Caesar's bed. It looks like Xena is straddling him and they       are having sex.       Suddenly Xena has a knife and starts to plunge it into Caesar. He awakens from       a nightmare.       Callisto is there and tells him she can give him ultimate power and free him       from his greatest       torment - Xena.               Cut to Xena, Gabrielle, and Amarice at the docks. They are going to       find Eli because Xena       says it's what Gabrielle wants. Xena suddenly catches a spear thrown at them.       She and Amarice fight       soldiers/thugs/mercenaries while Gabrielle looks as if she wants to join the       fray, but she doesn't.       She sees Amarice about to be killed and throws a rope around the guy's ankles       and jerks him off his       feet into the water. Xena puts the Pinch on one man and he says there is a six       million dinar bounty       out on her by Caesar. Xena says it's time to end the feud between them - by       killing Caesar.               Xena tells Amarice about her vision of them dying. She is going to       Rome and tells       Gabrielle and Amarice to stay behind.               Caesar is at a desk and man brings Xena's head wrapped in a rag.       When Caesar sees it       isn't Xena, he orders the man killed. Callisto tells Caesar that Xena will       come to him and he       should have one more plan to thwart her.               Gabrielle and Amarice find Eli healing the legs of a teenager. He       sees Gabrielle and they       hug. Amarice isn't having any of that. Gabrielle tells Eli that Xena has some       work to do. Amarice       asks Eli if his mother was threatened, would he fight to defend her? Gabrielle       explains they have a       difference of philosophy.               Later Gabrielle asks Eli if he can teach her to heal. He says       selfless pure love is the       only expression of divine perfection. Amarice says only real power is at the       end of a sword. Then       they are surrounded by Romans led by Brutus. He says they are hostages to       prevent Xena from killing       Caesar. And that Caesar promised him no one would be hurt. Everyone is       arrested and taken to a       prison.               Xena has arrive in Rome and is dressed as a Roman guard outside       Caesar's (office?). When       she gets the opportunity, she throws her Chakram, but just as it is about to       kill Caesar, Callisto       catches it. Xena fights off a half dozen guards then dives out of a window.               Callisto appears in front of Xena. She tries to kill her but twice       Callisto is able to       deflect the sword, and the third time it passes right through her. She tells       Xena that instead of       oblivion, she was sent to a place that makes Tartarus look like the Elysian       Fields, called Hell.       She says whoever runs it is interested in Caesar and thinks Xena will be an       obstacle. She is there       to make Xena an offer. Xena refuses to listen. Callisto tells her Gabrielle is       in the hands of the       Romans and is on her way to a prison in the Apennines. Xena still refuses to       hear her offer, but       takes off to find Gabrielle.               Gabrielle, Amarice, Eli and his followers are brought inside the       prison. Brutus sees       crosses being built. The jailer tells him they are for pirates. Inside the       jail, Amarice tries an       escape, but is knocked down. Gabrielle falls across her and tells Brutus she       wants him to pardon       Amarice, reminding him that he was once shown mercy. He has her chained to Eli       in a cell with the       others.               Cut to Brutus and his soldiers on the road. Brutus goes to take a       leak and Xena appears       behind him. She tells him if he will tell her where Gabrielle is she will give       him information to       save his life. He agrees. She says on the Ides of March Caesar will declare       himself emperor and he       will send Brutus to Gaul to have him killed. Brutus tells Xena Gabrielle is in       prison at the foot       of Mt. Amaro.               In the cell Gabrielle tells Eli she was able to reach a state of       emptiness, which is       necessary to be filled with love.               Xena is at the prison and Callisto appears again. She says if Xena       will put down the       sword everyone can just walk away. Xena says she must be the best warrior she       can be to redeem       herself, no matter what the consequences are.              Caesar welcomes Brutus and tells him the crosses are for Gabrielle and the       others. What better       distraction for Xena than to see her best friend executed on the Ides of       March? He tells Brutus to       be ready to go to Gaul with whichever legion he desires.              Just as Xena sneaks into the jail, Callisto screams out Xena's war cry and       alerts the guards. When       they leave the jail, they are attacked by the Romans. Everyone but Gabrielle       fights. She gets Eli       and his followers, and Amarice to run away. Callisto sees that they may all       escape and is angry.       Gabrielle sees her throw the Chakram at Xena. It hits her in the back,       breaking her spine and       crippling her. The Chakram falls to the ground broken into two pieces When       Gabrielle sees a soldier       about to kill Xena, she throws a spear at him and kills him. She then picks up       a sword and kills       more solders. She grabs a knife and stabs another one repeatedly until she       sees the bloody knife in       her hand. The solders surround them and they are taken back to jail.              They are in the jail wearing crucifixion rags. Gabrielle is cradling Xena.       Xena tells her not to       cry. A solder says "it won't be long now."              Brutus is tell the senators that Caesar is a threat to Rome.              Xena tells Gabrielle it was her (Xena's) fault Gabrielle left the way of love.       Gabrielle says she       had a choice and she chose to save her friend.              Xena says she's sorry for all the times she didn't treat Gabrielle right.       Gabrielle says she       brought out the best in her; she saved her.              Caesar tells Brutus he won't like the announcement he's going to make.              Xena and Gabrielle are taken to the crosses. Xena is being dragged. It is       snowing. Callisto,       visible only Gabrielle, stands by catching snow on her tongue.              Callisto appears to Xena and says they are going to die like slaves.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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