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|    David E. Milligan to All    |
|    5-03 Succession -- A Critique` (1/2)    |
|    27 Jan 08 15:13:38    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              5-03 Succession                            First air date was Oct 11, 1999.              The story starts out with Ares and Mavican coming out from under sheets where       they have been having       sex. Mavican expects to be the one to give him an heir. He says no, she was       just a good time. She       knows it's Xena he wants and wants to know how she got the job. He says she       never asked for it.              Cut to an off camera fight between Xena and five bad guys, they all go flying       while Gabrielle is       begging Xena to let her help. Next Gabrielle is taking two water skins to fill       at a fountain and       complaining to herself about Xena. Ares appears and sympathizes with her. Ares       compliments her on       her use of the sais. He disappears and suddenly two knives fly through the air       and cut holes in the       water skins. Mavican tells her she's looking for Xena to kill and wants to       start with Gabrielle.              Mavican throws a spear at Gabrielle and Xena intercepts and breaks it in two.       Mavican throws a lot       of knives or throwing disks at Xena but she deflects them. Then Xena throws       her new Chakram. It       splits and ricochets off everything while Mavican ducks, dodges and dances       away from them. They       draw swords and begin fighting. Ares appears and throws a god-orb and they are       thrown backward. He       doesn't want them fighting in the temple of Demeter. Mavican throws her sword       at Xena but Gabrielle       diverts it with one of her sais. Mavican tells them she wants to be Xena's       successor.              Ares opens a vortex portal and says if they want to fight, it will be where       they can do no harm.       Mavican jumps through. Xena refuses, but the portal gets stronger and sucks       her and Gabrielle       through. Gabrielle lands in a dark room with a light coming down through the       roof. Xena and Mavican       are in the woods somewhere. Xena discovers that she and Mavican have no       weapons. They fight until       Xena knocks Mavican down into a ravine or down a steep hill.              The sun sets and now Gabrielle is in the woods and Xena is in the room. There       is a vision portal so       Xena can watch Gabrielle. Gabrielle comes up to a campfire but isn't sure       whose it is. She does       something to a vine, then lets it out as she goes into the camp. Mavican jumps       down from the trees.       Gabrielle jerks on the vine and a small log tied to it trips Mavican. But in       the end Mavican knocks       Gabrielle out. When she wakes up she's in a sapling cage hanging from a tree       limb. Mavican tells       her her destiny is to beat Xena.              The sun rises and Gabrielle turns into Xena. Mavican throws sharpened sticks       at Xena. One goes into       Xena's belly. Mavican gets close but it's a trick and Xena knocks her around.       The cage falls to the       ground. Xena tips it over onto Mavican and gets out, but Mavican has escaped.              Ares appears to Xena in the woods. He tells her Gabrielle can't see Xena when       she's in the room.       Xena realizes Ares is testing Gabrielle and not Mavican to be Xena's       successor. Xena tells him       she'll never follow him, but he says he hasn't heard his offer. He questions       if Xena really knows       her anymore.               Xena sets some traps for Mavican including using thorned vines. Just as Xena       ties her up, the sun       sets and Gabrielle is back. Mavican knocks her back down and unties herself.        Gabrielle sees a       staff leaning against a tree. She goes for it and it releases a log on a rope       that hits Mavican in       the belly and knocks her down. She throws a piece of flint rock and hits       Gabrielle in the shoulder,       Gabrielle runs off.              Gabrielle finds a cave and at the back if it is a very very deep pit with       vines hanging down it.       She builds a fire and waits. She finds a note written on bark tied to the       staff. It's from Xena. It       says she can't kill Mavican because Ares wants her to.              Ares appears to Gabrielle in the cave and wants her to hear him out. He says       Xena is too set in her       ways. And he wants Gabrielle. She asks what will happen to Xena. He says       she'll go home to her       mother knowing someone she trusts is in control. He gives her one of her sais       and tells her not to       take too long , and when she kills Mavican he'll know she's ready.              Mavican comes into the cave and they fight. Gabrielle gets the chance to kill       her but doesn't. She       throws the sai away. The sun comes into the cave and Xena appears. Mavican       gets the sai and they       fight. Xena leaps up to some vines, jerks on them and the cave entrance is       blocked by boulders.       Xena and Mavican end up hanging from one of the vines over the bottomless       pit. Mavican yells for       Ares' help. He makes the portal appear and Xena (and Gabrielle) are sucked       back to the temple. He       leaves Mavican hanging.              He appears back at the temple and tells Xena she won. Xena say she and       Gabrielle won. He says she       gave her the opportunity for greatness and Xena says following him isn't an       opportunity, it's a       curse.              Xena promises Gabrielle she will see her a she really is even though it's hard       for her to face. And       she says the next seven little bad guys they come across, Gabrielle can fight.              ......              Another Xena wannabe. And like the others, she's pretty tough. But I guess       (Jenya Lano) Mavican's       main claim to fame is her massive cleavage. No Wonderbra for her!              Ares was back to his old smarmy, self-serving, manipulative ways. It was good       to see him again.              A few comments -              If I had been Gabrielle trapped in the spotlight room, I think I would have       been looking for a door       or window instead of just squatting down to wait.              Not sure if I really like Xena's new maternity warrior outfit. Give me a few       more eps to make a       decision. I do like Gabrielle's, although the loincloth panel hanging down in       front looks kind of       funny.              I thought it was odd that so soon after abandoning the Way of Love Gabrielle       wanted to kick some       butt, and even complaining about Xena not letting her. In for a penny, in for       a dollar, I guess.              I never quite understood the conditions of the contest. If Mavican kills Xena,       she's the new       successor/heir. But if Xena kills Mavican, she stays in the other dimension       (presumably separated       from Gabrielle) forever? Or was it that Xena couldn't kill her because she       wouldn't die, and only       Gabrielle could kill her dead?              No need to ask how Mavican was able to cut down all those saplings and build a       cage out of them in       such a short time              I did like the part that Ares said anyone could ask for his help, but that       Xena remembered that he       once told her that if anyone asked for his help, they didn't deserve it.              (So I wonder, did Mavican fall into the pit, or did she manage to get back to       hard ground and              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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