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|    5-12 God Fearing Child -- A Critique (1/    |
|    30 Mar 08 15:50:59    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              5-12 God Fearing Child                             First air date was Jan 31, 2000.               The episode starts out with the Fates tending to the Big Ball of       Destiny (which no longer       is a loom). They tell Zeus the birth of Xena's baby will end the Olympic gods.       Zeus doesn't believe       them, but Hera says he once told her all things must end, so why not them?               Gabrielle and Xena are breaking camp when Xena tells Gabrielle to       feel her baby kick.       Gabrielle says she had a dream that they both were giving birth to Xena's       baby. Xena says she'd       gladly share the labor pains. And she says the baby is going to change both       their lives. Hercules       comes up and congratulates Xena. He hugs both of them.               They both see six men behind them and know they are about to fight.       The three of them       have a big fight and defeat the armor-clad warriors. Xena puts the Pinch on       one and she and       Hercules both ask who sent them. Hercules' guy answers it was Zeus, and Xena's       child must die.               Gabrielle asks Xena why Zeus would want to hurt her child. One of       the warriors gets back       up and Xena kills him with her Chakram. Hercules tells her they are the       Proxidicae, and if you kill       one, the rest get stronger. The three of them run away rather than fight again.               Gabrielle asks Xena what she is going to do. She plans on getting       the Helmet of       Invisibility from Hades to hide from Zeus. But Hercules tells her if her child       is born in the       underworld, it will be stillborn. She still plans on going. Hercules tells her       he is going to talk       to Zeus to find out what is going on. And he would die before he let anyone       hurt her child.               Xena and Gabrielle go to the lake that goes to Tartarus (Lake       Alcyonian from "Mortal       Beloved"?). Xena has doubts about raising her child. Gabrielle tells her they       both will dedicate       their lives to protect the baby. They go to Tartarus.               Hercules goes to Mt Olympus and confronts Zeus and Hera. Zeus says       the baby is an       abomination and was sired by a force more destructive than Hercules can       imagine. Hercules doesn't       believe them. Zeus says that since Hercules had the blood of a god in him, he       could die also. He       says he'll take his chances. Zeus hints he will kill Hercules if he has to.       After he leaves, Hera       again says maybe it is their time to go.               Xena and Gabrielle land in Tartarus and more Proxidicae are around       so they have to hide       from them.               Zeus appears in either a temple of Ares, or in Ares' Hall on Mt       Olympus, and he wants       Ares to keep Hercules busy while he, Zeus, kills Xena and her baby. Ares isn't       happy with that       since he cares for Xena. He tells Zeus he will go along with it if he can kill       Hercules. Zeus       reluctantly agrees.               Hercules is in some woods and Ares appears and tries to kill       Hercules with a fireball.       Hercules dives out of the way. Then Hera appears, but instead of trying to       help Ares kill Hercules,       she hits Ares with her fireball, knocking him out. Hera tells Hercules she       knows why he is in the       forest of the Titans.               Gabrielle and Xena are walking by the tormented souls who are       wrapped up in cocoons. Xena       says they are doomed to spend eternity watching the lives they left behind.       Then she sees herself       and Solan. She turns around and sees Solan in a cocoon. She uses her Chakram       to free him. She can't       understand why he isn't in the Elysian fields. He says he wanted to be there       so he wouldn't forget       about her. She says after they get the helmet she's taking him back to the       Elysian fields.               Hercules doesn't believe Hera wants to help him and humanity. She       says something about       him saving her grandson, and she knows what he's looking for.               Xena, Gabrielle and Solan are trying to get to Hades' throne room       without being caught.       Solan thinks Xena doesn't want him anymore because she has a new baby. She       says he changed her life       and she'll never forget him.               They get to the throne room but both are suspicious because it was       too easy. Hades tells       them they are going to spend eternity there. Then he tells them if Xena       surrenders, he'll take       Solan to the Elysian fields. He says he can't allow the Olympian order to die       and tells the       Proxidicae to attack. During the fight, Gabrielle runs over and put on the       Helmet of Invisibility.       She beats up some of the Proxidicae, then knocks Hades down so Xena and Solan       can escape.               Hera and Hercules talk about Zeus killing Cronos with a dagger made       from Cronos' rib.       She says she hopes the remains of Cronos will scare Zeus away. And that she       finally realizes that       humanity was the only creation she is proud of.               Zeus finds the unconscious Ares and brings him to. He chastises Ares       for failing to stop       Hercules. Ares tells him Hera is helping Hercules. Zeus says he has no choice       but to rid the world       of Xena and Hercules.               Hera makes an invisible mountain appear to Hercules, which is where       the tomb of Cronos       is. Hera knows Zeus will be coming when he realizes she is helping Hercules.               Ares finds Xena and Solan in Tartarus. He wants to help her out but       she doesn't believe       he'd chance dying with the rest of the gods. He hints that he'd give up his       godhood for her. She       dares him to say he loves her, but he can't do it until she and Solan are out       of sight and hearing.               Xena and Solan arrive at the entrance to the Elysian fields, and       Gabrielle takes off the       helmet. Hades appears and calls out Xena. Xena tells Solan to follow them and       put on the helmet       when she tells him to. He whispers to her if the baby is a girl, she should       name her Eve. They run       out to fight the Proxidicae guarding the entrance.               During the fight, Xena starts having labor pains. Hades throws a       fireball at her but she       deflects it back to him with her Chakram and knocks him out. Solan has made it       into the Elysian       fields. Gabrielle supports Xena and tells her they have to go home. They exit       a cave and stop under       a tree while Xena goes into labor.              Hercules breaks a hole in the top of Cronos' tomb and drops down inside and       gets one of his ribs.       Zeus appears. Hera hits him with a fireball and tells Hercules to make sure       Xena is safe.              Xena is in labor.              Zeus gets up, and while kissing Hera, they spin into the air and she       disappears.              One of the Fates says Xena's baby is coming. Another says that unless Zeus       prevents its arrival,       the Greek gods are doomed.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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