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|    5-13 Eternal Bonds -- A Critique (1/2)    |
|    06 Apr 08 15:04:55    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              5-13 Eternal Bonds                            First air date was Feb 7, 2000       The story starts out with Xena and Gabrielle riding hard across a desert       trying to avoid lighting       bolts from Zeus. Then they are chased by a tornado. A figure in a dark hooded       robe points in a       direction. They ride that way into some woods with the lighting bolts and       tornado chasing them. The       come to a cave, dismount and go inside.              Gabrielle says the gods are scared and are fighting for their lives. They hear       a noise from the       back of the cave. It is Joxer and he has brought three friends - Magi who have       come with gifts for       Eve. One gives a bowl of grain the second gives fruit, and the third, a       woman, offers an urn of       laurel oil. Xena knows the laurel is sacred to Artemis and kicks the urn away.       The three Magi say       the child must die and they attack. Gabrielle knocks one of them out, Xena       kills two of them. Joxer       is cut on the arm.              Xena asks Gabrielle to take Joxer outside and clean his wound. Xena says she       smells a rat, and Ares       appears. He says he was the one who led them to the safety of the cave. She       says right into the       hands of assassins. He says he knew she could take them. From their amulets       they agree the Magi       came from the temples of Artemis, Poseidon and Apollo. Xena is concerned that       Joxer may have been       cut by the poisoned sword of Apollo's priest. She runs out and tells Gabrielle       to take Joxer to the       mandrake tree at the north end of the valley where the antidote is, and she'll       meet them there.       Gabrielle and Joxer have been arguing about Joxer rushing to help Gabrielle,       but mostly he just       gets in her way.              In a temple, a priestess cuts out a man's heart and it is covered with worms.       She and the other       priests know their Magi failed and they will have to send their armies to kill       Xena and Eve.              Gabrielle and Joxer leave on Gabrielle's horse and Argo. Later, Gabrielle is       not sure which way to       go. Gabrielle sees a red line going up Joxer's arm - the poison is going to       his heart.              Xena is alone in the woods nursing Eve, and singing to her. Then she hears       soldiers sneaking up on       her. She fights them off. Eve gets a spot of blood on her. Ares appears and       says it's baptism by       blood. He says he's there to help because he is dying and wants to fight along       side her, and he       admits he loves her. She says he's lying.              Gabrielle and Joxer are taking a rest break. She says the poison is not       spreading. She apologizes       to him for being so short tempered and admits she can be a real bitch       sometimes. Joxer agrees       without coming right out and saying so.              Xena and Eve are resting for the night. Ares appears and wants to make amends.       He wants her back       like before. And wants her to forgive him. A soldier tries to kill Eve. Xena       has a rope rigged to       pull Eve up out of harm's way, and Ares throws a fireball at the assassin.       Ares and Xena get closer       and closer to each other and they kiss.              Xena suddenly wakes up from a dream/nightmare.              Gabrielle has a hard time waking Joxer up the next morning. The poison's       worse. They are on       horseback again when they are stopped by the female warriors of Artemis.       Before they can be killed       by them Gabrielle says they are on the way to Artemis' temple to pray to her.       Joxer says she was       injured by Xena. The women split up, going east, and west, and a couple to       take Gabrielle and Joxer       to the temple.              Xena is hacking her way through some underbrush and talking to Eve about not       being able to trust       dreams or visions or prophesies. And she is having erotic flashbacks to her       dream.              Joxer falls off his horse. Gabrielle goes back to a pond to fill their water       skins. She has to hide       from more soldiers. Xena arrives at the mandrake tree but Gabrielle and Joxer       aren't there. She       climbs the tree to look around. She sees the armies approaching. Ares appears       and says he is       willing to fight beside her, to be a father to Eve, and to a child of their       own. Xena realizes he       wants an heir since he is supposed to be dying. He says he will make all the       problems with the gods       disappear. She refuses. He asks even if it means Joxer's life, or Gabrielle's,       or Eve's. Xena       doesn't answer.              Joxer has hidden in a hollow log. He tells Gabrielle to go get the       resin/antidote to the poison,       but she refuses to leave and says Xena will find them. He reminds her they are       far off the trail.              Xena is looking for them and spots one of Gabrielle's scrolls in the air,       flying like a kite.              Joxer is worse and Gabrielle cradles him. He wants to know why she doesn't       love him. She say she       does, but not like he wants her to. Xena finds them, but all three armies       attack. The soldiers are       frozen and Ares appears and once again tells Xena he can make it stop if she       will give him a child.       She refuses and he lets the armies attack. Xena and Gabrielle fight them. Xena       is using a spear as       a battle staff. Xena ties Eve to a rope and throws it over a tree limb while       she fights. Gabrielle       is fighting with a sword and then with a shield. Ares gets Eve and brings her       down. Xena is facing       him waiting to see if he starts to kill her, or not. He doesn't and       disappears. The priestess of       Artemis shoots an arrow at Eve, but Xena throws her Chakram. It splits the       arrow into two pieces,       killing two warriors, and continues onto kill the woman. Eventually enough of       the solders are       beaten and they run off.              Xean give the resin to Joxer and he gets better in a hurry.              They are walking away and Joxer tells Gabrielle he knows she only loves him as       a friend but he will       always love her more than that.              Xean wonders if it is wrong to expose Eve to all the violence and bloodshed.       Gabrielle say yes, but       sometimes it's their only resort. Xena says maybe the greater wrong is to       never fight. And it       doesn't matter where they make a stand just as long as they make one.              ...........              Another pretty good episode.              Loved the erotic flashbacks and the looks on Xena's face as she was       remembering them. Maybe she       feels more for Ares than she wants to admit?? I also noticed in her dreams,       she is wearing her old       leathers and breastplate.              Some pretty good fight scenes. Gabrielle isn't just using her sais, but       whatever she can. Wicked       looking sword. Xena fighting with a baby hanging from a rope has been done       before, but it slows       down the action.              Gabrielle finally admits she loves Joxer, but not like he loves her, which I       think we all knew.              I liked the scenes with the delirious Joxer and the concerned and caring       Gabrielle.              Xena nursing Eve, and singing to her was nice.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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