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|    5-14 Amphipolis Under Siege -- A Critiqu    |
|    13 Apr 08 16:33:08    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              5-14 Amphipolis Under Siege                                          First airdate was Feb 14, 2000.              The episode starts with semi-soldiers guarding a road. A woman warrior dressed       in silver comes out       of the woods. She says she has no money for the toll. Then a handful or more       like her come out and       shoot arrows at the men. One gets hit in the shoulder. Xena's Chakram breaks       the other arrows. She       flips and lands between the archers and men and deflects arrows with her       Chakram. Gabrielle is       holding Eve behind a tree out of danger. Xena and the leader face off and they       sword fight some.       Xena's sword cuts her cheek. She whistles and all the women warriors run off.              Xena thinks it's Ares doing it. He appears and hints it's another god. Xena       pulls the arrow from       the man's shoulder and realizes it's Athena.              The woman warrior, Ilanius (or Elanius), is on horseback with Athena. Athena       heals her wound, and       says she will kill Eve for Zeus.               Xena and Gabrielle arrive in Amphipolis and let Cyrene hold Eve,       then hustle them to       safety.               Athena and Ilanius are looking at a model of Amphipolis. Ares       appears and notices that       Athena has legions from Rome, Cleopatra's Royal Guard, knights from Britannia,       and her own elite       archers. Athena asks why he is there. He says his survival is also at stake.       Athena reminds him of       rumors about him offering to protect Xena if she'll give him a child, and       Ilanius mentions that she       refused. Athena says the people of Amphipolis are loyal to her and will give       up Eve.               Xena is telling the people of Amphipolis that she doesn't want to       bring the army down on       them, but won't sacrifice her child. Athena appears and asks the people that       if they are eager to       die for Eve. Cyrene starts singing and the rest of them join in. Athena says       she protected them       over the years and this is how they repay her. And they have chosen their fate.               The armies approach. The towns folk are in trenches. Gabrielle yells       'fire!' and barrels       of a flammable liquid are thrown with catapults onto the soldiers. Then the       townies attack the       soldiers. Gabrielle is using a staff or large spear.               Athena is suspicious of the attack and suspects Xena has some kind       of plan.               Xena and townies are in tunnels that will lead them behind the       soldiers. But Ilanius and       soldiers are blocking their way. They ignite Greek fire and everyone runs       away. Xena knocks down a       tunnel support to block the way and the explosion goes up and stops the       battle. Gabrielle, now       using a sword, has the survivors fall back to the trenches.               Gabrielle tells Xena that if she puts on captured armor, Xena and       Eve can escape after       dark and Athena will stop the attack. Xena disagrees. Suddenly arrows rain       down on everyone as the       archers shoot volley after volley. Ilanuis starts to shoot a little girl. Xena       flips through the       air and catches the arrow. Ilanius laughs and they withdraw.               Inside a makeshift hospital, Athena appears to Xena, no one else can       see her. Xena says       she was the only god she respected. Athena says she has no choice, the Fates       decreed it. Xena       argues that warriors make their own fate. She offers to fight Athena with no       tricks or god-like       powers to settle it but Athena refuses. Athena says she poisoned the water and       asks what will she       give them when they are dying of thirst - love?               Xena goes into Ares' temple and calls him out. He says she's losing       because she's       fighting the goddess of wisdom and warfare. Xena offers to give Ares the child       he wants if he'll       side with her against Athena. If he'll help her, she is his. She kisses him,       but he jerks back       because he doesn't trust her. He says she's always coming up with some way to       mess with his head.               A pig farmer is complaining about not being a soldier and all he       knows about Eli is that       Ares killed him. Gabrielle grabs him, then berates everyone, saying they are       not just fighting for       Eve, but for all of their children. She calls out for Ares. She says she knows       Xena made him an       offer but if he accepts, she'll never love him, but she has never said       anything she doesn't mean.       He disappears with a thoughtful look on his face.               Ares goes back to Athena's camp. He says maybe he can convince Xena       to leave with Eve.       And he mentions that maybe the prophecy is self-fulfilling - what can Xena's       baby really do to       them? Athena says Zeus is already dead, and there will be no compromise.               Ares goes back to his temple and finds Xena's armor on the floor.       She is on a sofa       wrapped in a skin, offering herself to him. She throws him down on the sofa,       lies on top of him and       they start kissing. She stops and asks if he hear something, he says he       didn't. An explosion breaks       open part of a wall and Cyrene with Eve see them there. Xena says it isn't       what it looks like. Ares       says yes it is. Cyrene says Gabrielle has started an attack on Athena's army.       Xena gets dress to       go help.               Athena and Ilanius are watching the battle. Athena tells her to put       and arrow into       Gabrielle, who is using a long-handled croquet mallet to fight with. Suddenly       they see Xena walking       into the battle carrying Eve.               Xena says she is giving up Eve to save the people and for Athena to       pull back her army.       Xena puts Eve on the ground and Athena draws her sword to kill her. But Ares       appears in front of       her, stopping her. Xena yells to Gabrielle who yells for more of the townies       to attack. Ares and       Athena sword fight. Xena and Ilanius sword fight. The townies and Gabrielle       fight the soldiers.               Xena stabs Ilanius and she dies in Athena's arms, since her wound       was beyond Athens's       healing powers. As she dies, Athena tells Ares to take a good look because       they're next. And she       and Ilanius disappear.               Ares expects Xena to keep her bargain. She refuses because Ares       saved a doll, not Eve. He       asks if she didn't feel anything in the temple. She says she felt nothing.       After he disappears she       confesses she felt something.               Xena and Gabrielle, explain to Cyrene they had everything planned       out.               As they are walking away Gabrielle asks if Xena really felt       something. Xena says she       didn't say that, but maybe felt a little something.              ...........              Xena is back in her original leathers and armor.              And another good episode. Lots of good action, some good lines, and Xena       messing with Ares' head -       again. But it's another episode I remembered nothing about, so it's like a       brand new one to me.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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