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|    David E. Milligan to All    |
|    5-20 - Livia . . . A Critique (1/2)    |
|    25 May 08 15:11:44    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              5-20 Livia                            First airing was May 1, 2000.              The story starts out with Roman soldiers fighting, and killing, local       villagers. A metal hooded       woman warrior rides in and starts killing. Ares appears and tells her she's       doing a good job. He       also says she's been named the official successor to the emperor of Rome. She       kisses Ares. She says       now no one can stop her from ruling all of Rome and killing all the followers       of Eli.               Up on the mountain, an avalanche causes a hole in the ice cave. The       sunlight shines       through on Xena's ice coffin. The ice begins to melt. Xena slowly wakes up.       Then her fist breaks       through the ice and she sits up. She sees Gabrielle in a coffin next to hers.       She goes to the       coffin but it is solid ice. Xena sees her sword and Chakram. She grabs the       sword and breaks through       the icy top and pulls a very stiff Gabrielle to her. Then Xena asks where's       Eve? She looks around.       She tells Gabrielle something must have went wrong, because Octavius didn't       bring the Eve to her.       They have to go find her.               Xena and Gabrielle are in a village they don't recognize. A woman       asks them if they are       lost. Then she tells them they are at the foot of Mount Etna. Xena says Ares       must have done       something. She yells for Ares. The woman says Ares hasn't been seen in the       area for about 25 years,       ever since the Xena died. Xena asks if the woman has ever heard of Octavius.       The woman says the       only Roman anyone ever talks about is Livia, the Roman commander named Livia -       the emperor's bitch.       Xena and Gabrielle leave to find Eve.              They find the Sword and Chakram Tavern. They enter it and see it is a shrine       to Xena and Gabrielle,       with dolls and paintings of them and Gabrielle's scrolls in frames.               They see an old woman who is Meg. Meg tells Gabrielle she'd almost       look like Gabrielle if       she wasn't so butch. Old Joxer enters the room and he and Meg argue. Gabrielle       says his name. Joxer       drops the tray of food in his hands then goes to Xena and Gabrielle and hugs       them. They sit and       talk. He says he looked for them for years, but quit after Argo died. Joxer       takes them out back. He       has Argo's daughter, that he let no one ride. Xena throws a saddle on her and       there's the new Argo.       Joxer introduces his son Virgil. Xena and Gabrielle say they are going to Rome       to find Eve. Joxer       and Virgil say they want go along. Virgil makes some comments about Joxer's       heroic deeds and Joxer       tells him to be quiet.               They arrive in Rome. Xena asks Gabrielle to take the horses to a       stable (Gabrielle has a       horse, too) while Xena takes in a Roman "victory march". She sees that       Octavius is Augustus Caesar.       She sneaks up on him. He looks really surprised. Xena asks where her daughter       is. Octavius looks       down as Livia rides in, victorious, with her prisoners of war. "Livia.       Champion of Rome," he says.       "That's Eve?" Xena cries out. Xena remains in the background. Livia presents       herself to Augustus.       Xena tells him to wave and close the curtain so they can talk.               Octavius tells Xena that Livia was raised with the best of       everything, and she became the       champion of Rome. He says Xena wasn't there, what did she expect? Xena says       she expected to raise       her herself. Octavius says he loves Livia and wants to marry her. Livia does       not know that she is       really Xena's daughter. Octavius says if Xena tells the truth to anyone, Eve       will be in mortal       danger from the gods again. But as his my wife, the gods will only know her as       Livia.               Later, that night Xena stares out of a window and Gabrielle comes to       her. They talk. Xena       says she gave away one child, and lost another, and she just wanted to do       right. Xena says Livia       has Xena's darkness inside of her and Callisto's spirit -- not a good       combination of things.       Gabrielle says the two of them can change her, because Xena changed, so this       daughter of Xena's       will too. Xena says they have to turn her back.               The next morning Xena leaves to go find Livia. Gabrielle stays with       Virgil and Joxer.       Roman soldiers appear and want money from everyone for a new temple that Livia       is erecting to Ares.       Gabrielle says she isn't giving any money, the soldiers declare her an Eli       worshipper, Gabrielle       and Virgil fight the Romans until one of them puts a knife to Joxer's throat.       The three are thrown       into prison with the other Eli-ites.               Livia and Ares practice fighting, training for Livia. Then they kiss       just as Xena opens a       door. She throws her Chakram, separating them. Ares is stunned and Xena pulls       out her sword. Livia       looks disgusted and jealous. Xena tells Ares if he was mortal, she'd cut out       his heart. Ares walks       to her, and through her sword, and tries to kiss her. She gives him a head       butt. Livia pulls a       sword on Xena. Ares introduces them and pushes Livia's sword away. Then he       says if Xena is alive,       Eve is too, and that means his immortality is in jeopardy.               Livia goes to the prisoners and tells them to find a champion to       fight her. She picks       Virgil to fight her.               Xena goes to Octavius. She tells him that Livia does not love him,       she loves Ares. He has       seduced her with promises of absolute power. She tells Octavius she will prove       it to him at a party       that night.               At the party, Xena, with a veil over her face and dressed as a       servant, comes in.       Octavius sees her and goes and gets Livia. Xena goes to Ares, who realizes it       is Xena. He says he       has to know what happened because he mourned her for years. He says Livia       isn't Xena, and if he       thought for one minute he had a chance with Xena, Livia would be "dropped like       a nasty habit." Xena       and Ares kiss passionately. Livia sees and hears all this, with Octavius       seeing and hearing it all,       too. Octavius tells Livia that he'd sooner see his empire crumble than leave       it to her.               Xena goes outside. She senses Ares' presence. He says he has figured       out that Livia is       Eve. He says he didn't know it until Xena arrived. Xena says it is personal       because he has       corrupted her daughter. Ares says you, me, a child, otherwise, I go to the       gods. Xena says you       would do that to the woman you love, condemn her to death, and he says no, but       I would condemn her       daughter.               Back in the prison, Gabrielle sees Virgil writing a poem. They are       about Joxer's deeds.       Gabrielle smiles and says Joxer is inspiring. She doesn't tell Virgil the       truth.               Livia tears up a room because she is mad. Xena comes in and Livia       draws her sword. Xena              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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