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|    David E. Milligan to All    |
|    5-21 Eve -- A Critique (1/2)    |
|    01 Jun 08 17:03:36    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              5-21 Eve                            First airing was May 8, 2000.               The story starts out with scenes from "Livia" - including Xena       breaking out of the ice       coffin, seeing Livia riding into Rome with the followers of Eli as prisoners,       and Xena saying to       Gabrielle, "I've gotta go after her, Gabrielle. I gotta save her from herself       from herself -- and       the gods." [But at the end of "Livia" she says, "We've gotta go after her,       Gabrielle. She'll do       something terrible. We've gotta save her from herself -- and the gods."]               Xena, Gabrielle, Joxer, and Virgil are going after Eve (walking       because Joxer and Virgil       have no horses). Xena says they are tracking Livia, not Eve. Gabrielle tells       Xena Eve will be Eve       again when she looks inside herself and sees Xena there.               Roman soldiers of Livia are killing villagers. Livia is walking       around with a bloody       sword. A man tells her that they lived through Callisto's raids. Livia says       Callisto did good work,       but she's not Callisto, and chops his head off.               Xena, Gabrielle, Joxer and Virgil enter the village. Lots of people       are hung on crosses.       Xena says that her daughter did this, and looks horrified. Virgil says he       knows these people --       they were his friends. A note on one of the crosses says "Rome needs no       mother." An old woman       crying over a body, spits on Xena. She says Livia told her to ask Xena why she       was killing them.       Xena has tears running down her cheeks.               Ares appears. He tells Xena to give him a child, and all this will       go away. Xena says       she'd rather go to hell. Ares, very mad, grabs her and yells, "Give me what I       want or I'll bring       down all of Olympus on your daughter's head!" Xena says that the thought of       being with him sickens       her. He disappears.               Livia sets up camp with her soldiers. Ares appears and tells Livia       she has to get even.       He says they had a deal -- she destroys the cult of Eli for him, and he makes       her empress of Rome.       He says he is still prepared to fulfill his part of the deal, and that he once       loved Xena but no       more. He tells Livia to kill her. He also tells Livia that the only power she       has over the gods is       the fear the gods put into themselves worrying about the twilight. After all,       she's been around for       25 years and nothing happened. He tells her again to kill Xena.               Xena and Gabrielle talk. Gabrielle says Eve will look inside       herself. Xena says if she       looks inside herself, she'll find Xena there. She says "I was her." Gabrielle       says, "Then there's       hope, because you changed."               Another village is being attacked. Xena throws her Chakram and stops       some guy from       getting nailed to a cross. Xena fights, Gabrielle fights, Virgil fights.               Livia says, "Oh Mommy." She has Joxer, with a knife at his throat.       Everyone stops. The       soldiers all get behind Livia. Xena picks up a handful of nails and throws       them at Livia. She       deflects them with the knife, and Joxer escapes. Livia throws the knife at       Xena and Xena catches it       just before it hits her in the face.               Xena and Livia fight. Xena throws Livia against the wall. A villager       drops down and puts       a knife to Livia's throat and starts to kill her, but Xena stops him with her       Chakram. Livia yells       for her archers. Fire arrows start fires everywhere. Xena yells for everyone       to get down. Livia       rides off. Ares appears to Xena and asks "What does it feel like to have       someone you love despise       you?"               The villager asks Xena why she stopped him. Livia killed his wife       and daughter and now       the blood of Livia's next victims is on Xena's head now.               Ares and Livia talk again. She says Xena could have let the villager       kill her, but she       didn't. He asks who she is going to listen to - the mother who abandoned her       25 years ago, or the       god who's going to make her an empress?               That night while camping, Joxer and Virgil talk. Joxer tells Virgil       he wasn't a great       warrior. He tells him that the hero in all the stories was really Xena. Virgil       says it sounds like       you and Xena had some real adventures together.               Gabrielle asks Xena if Eve can't be changed, can Xena kill her. Xena       says yes, if she has       to. Later, Xena mounts up and says she has to go to Ostea, the last Eli       follower stronghold. Xena       rides off. Gabrielle wakes up Virgil, and tells him if she isn't back by       morning, then they should       go on to Ostea as planned to meet Xena. She says she has to go keep Xena from       doing something she'd       never forgive herself for.               Livia is in her tent. Gabrielle is dragged in by two soldiers, she       is unarmed. "Auntie       Gabrielle," Livia says. She tells Gabrielle to save the words, and tells her       what Gabrielle was       going to say, and wants to know why Xena wants to destroy her. Gabrielle says       Xena wants to protect       her, and that she won't fight her. Livia puts a knife to Gabrielle's throat       and says maybe she just       hasn't been properly motivated.               Joxer is mad at Virgil for letting Gabrielle go off alone. He tells       Virgil to go get       Xena. He goes after Gabrielle. Joxer finds the camp and hides in some bushes.       He counts the men.       Odds of 20 to 1. Livia says she will wipe out the cult and take her revenge on       Xena. Gabrielle is       tied up.               Xena and Virgil ride toward Livia's camp. Joxer throws a rock and       hits a soldier on the       helmet. The soldier investigates and Joxer knocks him out and takes his       clothes.               Livia decides it is time to kill Gabrielle. Joxer interrupts,       dressed as a soldier. Xena       rides in, swinging her sword and knocking down soldiers. Livia is next to       Gabrielle. Virgil fights,       and Xena fights as Livia watches. Livia starts to kill Gabrielle, but just as       Xena starts to throw       her Chakram, Joxer gets in her way, yells out "no," and runs toward Gabrielle.       Xena tells him to       duck, but he keeps running and Livia turns around and stabs him in the stomach       with her sword, up       to the hilt. Everyone yells "No!" Livia (and her soldiers) get on their horses       and ride off.               Virgil and Xena gather around Joxer. Xena says she can't help him       but she puts the Pinch       on him to ease his pain. She takes her sword and cuts Gabrielle lose. Joxer       says he is a little       cold, but it doesn't hurt anymore. And he dies.               Virgil says he will take Joxer's body back to Meg when they have       finished. Now he wants       his revenge against Livia. He tells Xena not to tell him it's not his fight,       because it is.               Ares appears to Xena. He tells her Joxer is dead and it's all her       fault because the              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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